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Suzie
05-17-2004, 06:15 PM
No sex please, we're German
17/05/2004

A German couple looking for fertility treatment were told that they would be better off trying sex first.

The pair visited the University Clinic of Lubek in order to investigate why it was that they had not had a child despite eight years of marriage, Ananova reports.

But after extensive tests, the clinic were left bemused by why such an apparently fertile couple were still childless, until they asked about the frequency of their sexual activity.

It emerged that the 30-year-old woman and 36-year-old man had never consummated their marriage - apparently unaware of the importance of sex in the process of conception.
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Rink
05-17-2004, 07:15 PM
LOL

SouthernReBelle
05-17-2004, 08:05 PM
Must be a slow news day...

Love, heather

CatKozTX
05-17-2004, 10:30 PM
That HAS to be a joke..... http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/appearingsoon/website/img110.gif

Peachdiane
05-17-2004, 10:51 PM
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Suzie said:

It emerged that the 30-year-old woman and 36-year-old man had never consummated their marriage - apparently unaware of the importance of sex in the process of conception.

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Oh my! Funniest thing I've heard in ages!

He must not be 'Old German' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

Rink
05-18-2004, 12:18 AM
yea dem Old germans were kinda um prolific werent they?

<font size=1>Now mix Old german with Irish, and what do ya get then????</font>

Peachdiane
05-18-2004, 12:24 AM
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Rink said:

yea dem Old germans were kinda um prolific werent they?

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Prolific is a very kind word. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

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<font size=1>Now mix Old german with Irish, and what do ya get then????</font>

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Nothing but trouble! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/roar.gif

Rink
05-18-2004, 12:47 AM
Yeppers you got it! dats MY dad's side of the family.

Rink
05-18-2004, 12:50 AM
Now my mother, heh thats interesting, shes four quarters equal here it is: Irish, Scots, Swede, Norwegian.

Chap
05-18-2004, 10:57 AM
Just goes to show you that at least 1 partner needs to be Italian.

Rink
05-18-2004, 04:09 PM
Uhh you sure bout mixin the german/Irish with Italians??

Chap
05-18-2004, 04:54 PM
Sure, you get a lifetime of fireworks, but at least you know which end is up......or down!!!! Well....we made babies (and more).

Anything mixed with Irish is hazardous to your health.

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Rink
05-18-2004, 06:18 PM
heheh yea tell me bout the irish Mixing with german O man tell me!!
Ya shoulda been to some of my dad's family reunions!! O the MAYHEM!

nzkiwi14
06-04-2004, 09:35 PM
talk about prolific! I'm one of 10 kids! and my parents are not Irish. they are english, swiss and german.
I cannot believe that those germans were that naive! Are you sure this is a true story?