View Full Version : John Edwards Exploits Death of "Superman"
BEST45CAL
10-12-2004, 10:28 AM
It was just a matter of time...
From DRUDGE:
Edwards: 'When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again'...
Blowback
10-12-2004, 10:41 AM
I'd like to put John Edwards in a wheelchair.
Peachdiane
10-12-2004, 10:46 AM
Not surprised. The Dems use dead people to promote their agenda in any way they see fit....
Riverboat
10-12-2004, 10:46 AM
What is he now, some kind of faith-healer? The only thing left for him to exploit is the horse that threw Reeves and sue for damages.
True American
10-12-2004, 10:49 AM
Not surprised. The Dems use dead people to promote their agenda in any way they see fit....
Isn't it mysterious how the Dems can use Superman to promote their agenda, but a President who is seeking revenge for 3,000 deaths is out of line using that situation for political use?
Peachdiane
10-12-2004, 10:52 AM
I'm surprised he didn't put his hand on someone's head and yell "HEAL!!"
Riverboat
10-12-2004, 10:59 AM
I'm surprised he didn't put his hand on someone's head and yell "HEAL!!"
He can't even get voters to heel much less heal.
rofl I see a liberal connection there.. Michael Moore using "Crackers" a super-chicken in TV Nation .. Edwards using "Superman" .. whats next? Will Kerry use his Bat-mobil to get to the third Presidential Debate with Hilary as Catwoman on his side? Maybe he'll combine his hilarious sentence with the Batmobil and show up in a wheel-chair with Bat-ears on it....
Jeffrho
10-12-2004, 11:05 AM
I bet he'll start channeling Christopher Reeve once he's back at his law practice next year.
Blowback
10-12-2004, 11:10 AM
Will Kerry use his Bat-mobil to get to the third Presidential Debate with Hilary as Catwoman on his side? Maybe he'll combine his hilarious sentence with the Batmobil and show up in a wheel-chair with Bat-ears on it....
Given what the outcome of the Nov. 2 election will be, I think it is more fitting to refer to Kerry as "The Flash".
DoctorDoom
10-12-2004, 11:28 AM
This just in...
During a campaign stop, John Edwards abruptly stopped speaking, staring almost trancelike at the sky... his voice changed then, speaking in babyish tones but fully understandable words... "JOHN! It is I, Fernando Fetus. Prepare yourself to become the earthly spokesman for the Ascended Master Christoreeves of the Ashtar Light Command... one moment..."
The voice changed then to one that is so familiar to the fans of the mind-numbing "Superman" films.
"Hello my dearest friends of Light, it is Master Christoreeves who comes forth this day to welcome you to this marvelous new vision for America after the deposing of the hideous transdimensional demon of darkness, Bush of the Netherworld..."
The rest of the channeling was fatuous drivel, the norm for Ashtarian messages, but combined with the added vacuity of liberalism. Therefore, the readers shall be spared the torpor that would ensue upon perusing the words.
When it ended, the intellectual elite in the audience broke the silence, expressing such brilliant comments as, "Like wow, that was like, ya know, so COOL! Like it gave me those little, ya know, bumps on my skin."
Given what the outcome of the Nov. 2 election will be, I think it is more fitting to refer to Kerry as "The Flash".
hahahaha "The Flash" rofl :claps:
nosferatuscoffin
10-12-2004, 11:42 AM
Well, now that Reeves is dead, he can vote twice for Kerry, seeing how the Dems biggest voting bloc are the deceased. The best thing about that for the Dems is that it is a voting bloc that is always growing.
Kathy29
10-12-2004, 01:15 PM
Chris Reeve tole me hisself juss aftah he died, that if John Keerey wuz the presIdent, he'd be walkin tuday. When John Keerey is duh presIdent, the dead will walk (or at least talk to ME), duh blind will see, duh deef will hearuh. Whwyee? Cuase a democrat us in da white hoose and all is weel wit duh worl. Sos who duh ya wan as presIdent. I speaks to duh dead, John Keerey he cun HEAL the dead. Why, ya know, betweens duh toof uf us, we be Jesus Christ. So, peeple, ya gonna vote for Jeesssus, or da odder guy.
Tank ya'll vere much.
Beowulf
10-12-2004, 01:32 PM
Between Kerry accepting "Blood Money" from partial birth abortion lawyers and Edwards using Reeves for an example, these two have angered me to know end. But then again, I should expect such dishonesty from two lawyers.
DeclinetoState
10-12-2004, 01:33 PM
Not surprised. The Dems use dead people to promote their agenda in any way they see fit....
Are you insinuating Reeve will be voting on Nov. 2?
DeclinetoState
10-12-2004, 01:38 PM
Well, now that Reeves is dead, he can vote twice for Kerry, seeing how the Dems biggest voting bloc are the deceased. The best thing about that for the Dems is that it is a voting bloc that is always growing.
But where should he vote? Chicago is the obvious choice, but Illinois is already pretty solidly for Kerry. Maybe he can "fly" across the border into Wisconsin or Iowa.
No worries.. the FLASH will sort it all out lol
meshuga_mikey
10-12-2004, 03:06 PM
RD: What's your position on embryonic stem cell research?
Reeve: I advocate it because I think scientists should be free to pursue every possible avenue. It appears though, at the moment, that embryonic stem cells are effective in treating acute injuries and are **not able to do much about chronic**
injuries.http://www.rd.com/content/openContent.do?contentId=13712
which type of injury is a spinal cord injury Id bet its chronic ...no?
DoctorDoom
10-12-2004, 04:09 PM
Are you insinuating Reeve will be voting on Nov. 2?Of course he will. Hell, Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart are still voting for the RATs.
Samcat
10-12-2004, 07:02 PM
I bet he'll start channeling Christopher Reeve once he's back at his law practice next year.
Maybe he can sub for the other Edwards in Crossing Over
DoctorDoom
10-12-2004, 07:26 PM
Nope, wrong last name. That's John Edward (no 's'). However, they'd make a great pair. Edward can contact the deceased and Edwards can channel the aborted "fetuses".
IAC, Edward is a medium that's not well-done.
meshuga_mikey
10-12-2004, 07:30 PM
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Warlady
10-12-2004, 07:31 PM
This is the most disgusting use of politicizing someone's death I think I have ever seen. It's at least equal to the Wellstone funeral. And the claim is totally obsurd. President Bush is the first President to ever allow federal tax dollars on embryonic stem-cell research. The Democrats are just lying through their teeth over this issue. It's infuriating.
Peachdiane
10-12-2004, 07:32 PM
Are you insinuating Reeve will be voting on Nov. 2?
You betcha.
DesertFox
10-12-2004, 07:50 PM
If we had an authentic media, this wouldn't even be a race. The Dims would've conceded already just to avoid further humiliation. Kerry and Edwards embarrass me as an American and as a male.
tacitus
10-12-2004, 08:08 PM
I'd like to put John Edwards in a wheelchair.
I'd like to swap Reeves for Edwards and Kerry.
Naturalized-Texan
10-12-2004, 08:56 PM
John Edwards and John Kerry are despicable excuses for human beings for exploiting Christopher Reeve's death for political gain. Run them out of town on a rail!
CaliGirl
10-12-2004, 09:15 PM
I'm surprised he didn't put his hand on someone's head and yell "HEAL!!"http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/doggie.gif...
BEST45CAL
10-12-2004, 09:29 PM
This is the most disgusting use of politicizing someone's death I think I have ever seen. It's at least equal to the Wellstone funeral. And the claim is totally obsurd. President Bush is the first President to ever allow federal tax dollars on embryonic stem-cell research. The Democrats are just lying through their teeth over this issue. It's infuriating.
Ditto!
Golgo 13
10-13-2004, 03:16 AM
Well, now that Reeves is dead, he can vote twice for Kerry, seeing how the Dems biggest voting bloc are the deceased.
Ah. So that explains how Ashcroft lost to a dead guy. His dead opponent had dead people voting for him! It's a post-mortem conspiracy!
Samcat
10-13-2004, 05:30 AM
Nope, wrong last name. That's John Edward (no 's'). However, they'd make a great pair. Edward can contact the deceased and Edwards can channel the aborted "fetuses".
IAC, Edward is a medium that's not well-done.
I sit corrected, Doctor.
Samcat
10-13-2004, 05:32 AM
You betcha.
Now this raises an interesting question.
If Reeve sent an absentee ballot prior to his death, being that he is dead at the time of this election, wouldn't his ballot be disqualified?
Golgo 13
10-13-2004, 09:57 AM
It shouldn't be as long as he was alive at the time of voting.
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