Grub

[Wyatt_Junker]

Back in the frat daze, when I was bachin' it hardcore I had what I lovingly refer to as Frito Chili. Dat's what I'm talking about, boi.

One bag of family sized Fritos.

Two bags of Hormel's Original.

Half a pound of shredded cheddar.

Half an onion, diced.

One tomato, also diced.

One cup of Picante Salsa, hot.

Heat up chili by nukin'(4 minutes).

Throw rest of contents, including warmed chili into just opened bag of Frito's corn chips. Hold end of bag and shake violently.

Eat right out of bag with a large wooden spoon.

Good with a tall beer and football on the tube.

Now, talk to me. I know you want to.

[Faithful_Servant]

Wyatt, you would probably love prison burritos.
Crush one package of Top Ramen, taking care not to rip the sides of the bag.
Open one end of the package and add about 1/4 cup hottest tap water and a healthy dose of hot sauce.
Fold the open end of the package over and then roll the TR into a burrito-like shape.
Wrap in paper towels to hold in the heat and wait about 10 minutes for the noodles to cook and congeal together. Remove from the package and sell to your bunk-mate for .25.

[cowgirl]

I think this is a guy thing.. :D

[Wyatt_Junker]

Reminds me of Grapes of Wrath eats.

Ingredients:

1) Go back to Dust Bowl & Great Depression.

2) Starve.

3) Sweep out a boxcar. Use one cup of white dust as filler to thicken dough.

4) Add another cup of random whatever. Grass mulch, lime etc.

5) Add a cup of a pregnant woman's lactation. Make sure to squeeze enough out.

6) Cut out the dead hobo's eyeballs. Insert into mixture as a substitute for eggs.

7) Stir with end of crutch.

8) Leave it out in the sun to rise.

Wham: You got yourself some bread pan, man!

[Bob_Arctor]

Back in the frat daze, when I was bachin' it hardcore I had what I lovingly refer to as Frito Chili. Dat's what I'm talking about, boi.

My dad used to make something just like that - he called it 'haystacks'. It was basically the same except he'd mix it in a pot rather than the bag:D, and on the plate it would form a tall pile - looked just like Haystack Rock on the Oregon coast.

Delicious with beers as you say.

[Warlady]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[SunnyBrook]

Here's one I heard from a college friend (many moons ago):

Remove 1 block of Ramen Noodle from package.
Squeeze several pilfered hot sauce packets on top (get these free at Taco Bell or at a corner convenience store).

Voila!! Crunchy, spicy supper for 10 cents!

It sounds so gross I could never bring myself to try it, although I have made the Ramen dessert. (Cook noodles. Add milk, cinnamon, and sugar to taste.)

[SunnyBrook]

Waddaya mean, WL? Are you not gonna' include these beauts in the cookbook?