Michael Moore closing up shop

[AZScreamingEagle]

He shut his site down for awhile, and now he only has a
picture of Bush framed from....apparently the casualties
that happened in Iraq. Hopefully we won't be hearing
from Shamu for a long time, but I get the feeling that we
couldn't POSSIBLY be THAT fortunate!

[Large_Al]

He's on a eating Binge..... GET IN MY BELLY

[Jasmine Napoli]

:claps:

You know what's really sad about Michael Moore? If it wasn't for Bush Shamu wouldn't even have a job except perhaps as an editor for the Village Voice which he would get fired from 3 months down the road for his extreme views anyhow. If it wasn't for the Bush presidency this fat idiot wouldn't have his 2 mil dollar mansion in Michigan or his million dollar loft here in NYC. He likes to talk about how Bush is detrimental to everyone's pockets and he never adds "...except for mine"

He's a joke and hopefully he chokes on a Big Mac.

[Suzie]

From the site...


Tuesday, November 2, 2004 -- Election Day
Two Hours to Go



Dear Friends,

We’ve only got two hours left on the East Coast! I am in Cleveland and the turnout is huge. It was the same this morning as we went to polling sites in Florida. People waited for three hours to vote, but no one was deterred. One man told me “I’d wait in this line three days if I had to.” It’s raining here in Ohio, we’ve got a big bus and we’re pulling people out of their homes (gently!) handing out free umbrellas, ponchos, and bottles of water (the last item being slightly unnecessary, considering how soaked all of us already are!). I’ve been getting early tracking results from across the country and things are looking good – very good. But anything can happen in the last few hours. People are just getting out of work. The lines are going to be enormous. Tell everyone you know – as long as you are IN LINE before the closing time, they HAVE TO let you vote.

Early word has it that it is very tight in Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado, and Iowa! Michigan – don’t let me down! If you haven’t voted, stop reading this and get down to the polls. Keep calling and e-mailing your address book.

This is it. The homestretch. Let’s do it!

Yours,
Michael Moore

This is it alright, :wave: :boxer:

[tacitus]

They did it>>>>>>>>>>>lost.

[AZScreamingEagle]

Maybe Mikey can move to Sweden, he'll love their freaking 90% income tax,
government healthcare, and no terrorist threats to worry of. Don't go off angry
Mikey, JUST GO! Get your $%^& and OUT!!!!!

[ReneeM]

Well Michael you did all that in Ohio and STILL lost! That's pretty pitiful!!:Crying:

[Blowback]

Someone should make a mosaic of Michael Moore's face from terrorist mug shots.

[CAinSanFrancisco]

Someone should make a mosaic of Michael Moore's face from terrorist mug shots.
That is an amazingly great idea. Anybody got the resources to do that?

[Blowback]

I wish I did.....But I'm talentless at the photoshop thing....plus, I don't know where to find pictures.

But I would LOVE to see it done, though!!!

[Rink]

I think you need flash to do something like that, which i dont have.

[Maggie_T]

Michael Moore is pathetic. It gives me particular pleasure to know that Bush's victory must be corroding him like acid.

I hope it hurts, you revolting tub of lard!

[DesertFox]

Ugly fat boy, have another couple dozen donuts to ease the pain.

[Rink]

I swear Michael Moore looks like a twin brother of 'Fat Bastard' from the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

[maxparrish]

Actually Moore is a wonderful example of the degenerate state of liberal/Democratic 'thinkers'. Among their ranks they once lectured conservatives with the writings of Darrow, Mailer, Galbraith, Capote, Kuntsler, and others.

Now, the best they have is Micheal Moore with Al Frankin as their amen congregation.

Sad...such a pathetic, embarrasing, and untalented dolt as 'the best' the Democrats can offer...it's almost unfair to pick on them.

[BarryG]

he still belongs in jail for treason.

[ThomasIsUnderrated]

BarryG, long time no see. I assume you are happy about the election results.

It will be interesting to see what Moore's reaction is to this election. I expect him to spin this as some sort of victory for the anti-war crowd (Along the lines of, "Look how close we came to throwing out King Bush." )

[SmellyFed]

I can do the mosaic in about 30 seconds... just need a large photo of that large man. Any high res photos out there?

[Beowulf]

I wish I did.....But I'm talentless at the photoshop thing....plus, I don't know where to find pictures.

But I would LOVE to see it done, though!!!
Where's Nos when we need him. He's good at that kinda stuff.

[SmellyFed]

First try doing this:

http://www.authentic-campaigner.com/images/mmmosaic.jpg

Need a bigger image of Moore I think.

[SmellyFed]

Another shot at it:

http://www.authentic-campaigner.com/images/lunchmosaic.JPG

[CaliGirl]

How is this?

http://mooreorpig.com/obese_delusional_lunatic.jpg

[Samcat]

Well Michael you did all that in Ohio and STILL lost! That's pretty pitiful!!:Crying:
He was in the Tampa area, and Florida was solid for the President....

[UnkHiram]

I am sure if we took up a collection we could raise enough money to pay a country to take Michael Moore.

[Incident_command]

Ugly fat boy, have another couple dozen donuts to ease the pain.

That massive M.I. has to be right around the corner.

BTW Edwards was in Pompano Beach the night before the election at Municipal Stadium. I play ball there 3 times a week and can tell you the softball crowd had more cars in the lot than those there to see edwards. It was a total bust.

[Celebraman]

The vulgarian Michael Moore and the millionaire George Soros shall be quite distraught for some time. Savor it well.

[kate]

Did you read his

Friday, November 5th, 2004
17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists...by Michael Moore (http://www.michaelmoore.com) ?
He sent that via newsletter to everyone.. :rolleyes: He should really learn when it's time to stfu..

[Samcat]

Well Michael you did all that in Ohio and STILL lost! That's pretty pitiful!!:Crying:Yeah, he spent some time in Tampa, in Hyde Park, and got a warm reception from some conservative folks...heh heh...
Not to mention he ran into Senator-elect Martinez in the airport a few days before the election..
I still pray for the fat flatulent one to have a massive coronary and assume room tempeture soon...

[DoctorDoom]

I still pray for the fat flatulent one to have a massive coronary and assume room tempeture soon...Assuming that he did shed his mortal coils, his body should stabilize at ambient temperature some time in 2015.

[UnkHiram]

OK, I admit it was a bit of gloating. But I couldn't resist. Here is a copy of the email I just sent to Michael Moron:

Seventeen Reasons to Slit your Wrists

1) You are Michael Moore
2) BUSH WON
3) The Gop picked up 4 more seats in the Senate
4) The Gop picked up more seats in the House
5) Bush will appoint at least 3 Supreme Court Justices
6) Kerry Lost
7) You are Michael Moore
8) BUSH WON
9) BUSH WON
10) BUSH WON
11) BUSH WON
12) BUSH WON
13) BUSH WON
14) BUSH WON
15) BUSH WON
16) BUSH WON
17) Jeb Bush will run in 2008

Bill Hocutt
Texican by Birth
American by the Grace of God
Conservative because I Can Think

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Bill Hocutt
Texican by Birth
:duh: I thought your name was Hiram.

[Maggie_T]

Unk, that was great! I especially liked the first reason. :thumb:

[UnkHiram]

Longhorn

Unk Hiram is a "Pen Name" I use for writing.

[Samcat]

One of the Republicans I know is Michael Moore. Can you imagine what kind of ribbing that poor fellow has taken over the past year?

[Peachdiane]

Unk, great response. I especially liked the first reason too. :grin: