Gay Man Cooks and Eats His Lover

[Warlady]

Man cooks, eats lover after fight
From correspondents in Mexico City
December 17, 2004
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A MEXICAN man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.

Arias told police the victim, a young man, arrived at his cardboard hut in a wasteland area with a mutual friend who then left the two of them drinking and taking drugs. The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.


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[Warlady]

Tomato and onion sauce? Gak. Wine and mushrooms are much better.

[jag]

lol...no, mushrooms and sausage tomato sauce is better suited to the occasion

[Warlady]

LOL I was just wondering what kind of sauce he used on those um "private" parts. This is the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

[The_Sonarman]

What wine does one serve with human? Surely a dry red, perhaps a full bodied mature Cabernet. A young German white wine is so gauche served with red meat.

[DoctorDoom]

LOL I was just wondering what kind of sauce he used on those um "private" parts.Those are best when boiled in a soft drink, since of course things go better with Coke.

[jag]

LOL I was just wondering what kind of sauce he used on those um "private" parts. This is the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my life.http://www.privateharvest.com/images/brownsugarbbq.jpg This might work. :blush:

[Warlady]

How about a full-"bodied" red like a cabernet savignon?

[Warlady]

What does it say jag? I can't read it except for Private and BBQ sauce.

[Warlady]

Doc I think coke was what he was hyped up on when he butchered his boyfriend.

[Wolfcounsel]

Human flesh is best marinaded in beer and sugar. Every cannibal knows that!

[Warlady]

Is there a cannibal cookbook or something?

[The_Sonarman]

Not too many recipes for long pig out there.

[Hottjohn]

I'll bet he had a ball!

[Estragon]

One should always eat the liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.



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[Faithful_Servant]

Here's a couple recipes for you...

Irish stew
(Serves 5-6)

1 Irish Catholic missionary
(160 lbs. or less)

INGREDIENTS:

1 thigh (deboned)
2 kidneys
4 cups missionary broth
3 med. potatoes — peeled and cubed
½ tsp. salt (or two tsp. missionary sweat, for low-salt diets).
¼ tsp. pepper
¼ tsp. pineal gland (finely chopped)
1/8 tsp. thyme (crushed)
1 12-oz. pkg. frozen peas — partially thawed
6 tbsp. flour
6 cups cold blood
2 carrots (sliced)
PREPARATION:

MISSIONARY BROTH:
Bring ears, toes and fingers to a boil in 10 cups of water, cover pot, reduce heat and simmer for 2 hours. Remove cover and reduce to 4 cups.

STEW:
Remove thigh, debone and cut into 2-inch cubes. (For those on a low-fat diet, parboil thigh before cubing.) Lightly brown thigh meat and diced kidneys in a deep pot. Add missionary broth, onions, carrots and seasonings. Lower heat, and allow to cook covered approximately 8 hours — or until meat is tender. Add frozen peas. Add flour to cold blood, stir until lumps are dissolved and add to stew. Add wood to fire and cook 15–20 minutes and serve.


Hungarian Goulash
(Serves 6)

INGREDIENTS:

2 lbs. round steak taken from physically fit Hungarian tourist or anthropologist, cut in ½-inch cubes
1 cup chopped onion
1 clove garlic, minced
1 medium nose, diced (may substitute two ears, if nose is unavailable)
2 tbsp. flour
1 tsp. salt
½ tsp. pepper
1 tsp. paprika
¼ tsp. dried lung, crushed
1 (14 oz.) can tomatoes
1 cup sour cream
1 cup pureed brains
2 lbs. egg noodles
2 tsp. low-fat lung butter
PREPARATION:
Put Hungarian steak cubes, onion, garlic in cooking pot. Stir in flour and mix to coat fleshy cubes. Add all remaining ingredients except sour cream and brains. Stir well. Cover and cook over low fire 8-10 hours. Add sour cream and pureed brains 30 minutes before serving, and stir in thoroughly. Serve over hot, buttered egg noodles.


Italian ‘Piece-a’
(Serves 8)

“I named this because it’s a wonderful solution for leftovers,” says Kabok. “A piece-a this, a piece-a that . . . with the right Italian pieces, it makes perfect pizza!”

INGREDIENTS:

1 large Italian bread shell or prepared pizza crust, 12 inches
1 lb. lean, ground beef from two arms of an Italian UN worker or eco-tourist
¾ cup ground larynx
¾ cup boiled head sauce
4 cans whole plum tomatoes
3 cup sliced fingers, toes
1 cup diced lips — upper and lower
1 tbsp. Head’s Up All-Purpose Seasoning
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
PREPARATION:
Heat stone oven to 425 degrees. In large skillet, brown ground Italian beef over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes or until no longer pink, stirring occasionally. Pour off fat drippings. Stir in larynx, diced lips, boiled head sauce, and Head’s Up Seasoning. Heat thoroughly. Place pizza shell on large banana leaf sheet. Top evenly with human beef mixture, tomato sauce, sliced fingers/toes, sprinkle with mozzarella. Bake 12 to 15 minutes or until cheese is melted; cut into 8 wedges.

Enjoy!!

[Wolfcounsel]

Uhh-hhh-hh, Faithful...

RRRAAAAAAALPHHH!!

[TopDown]

Man cooks, eats lover after fight
From correspondents in Mexico City
December 17, 2004
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A MEXICAN man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.

Arias told police the victim, a young man, arrived at his cardboard hut in a wasteland area with a mutual friend who then left the two of them drinking and taking drugs. The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.


Click to read the rest (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11716224%255E1702,00.html)This doesn't seem like news except the "cooked" part! :devilange

[Beowulf]

If anyone posts a link to a cannibal cook book they need to have their head examined.

Now everyone knows that a gay Mexican should be prepared in mild Salsa.

[Faithful_Servant]

What? Does the thought of "¼ tsp. pineal gland (finely chopped)" bother you? Does the idea of "1 medium nose, diced (may substitute two ears, if nose is unavailable)" cause you discomfort? What's the big deal? According to left we're no different from the animals anyway, so why not enjoy a good meal at the Cannibal Cafe'?

[The_Sonarman]

gay Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomatoes and onions.

Damned fool. Anyone knows human flesh goes better with basil.

[Rightknight]

Eating your lover.---------------------The latest GAY FETISH?-----------------GAY CANNIBAL RIGHTS!!

[Warlady]

I never read this thread on a full stomach.

[CaliGirl]

http://www.privateharvest.com/images/brownsugarbbq.jpg This might work. :blush:Bottle reads:

Private Harvest
Brown Sugar
Barbeque Sauce

Then the weight, but can't make it out.

[CaliGirl]

What wine does one serve with human? Surely a dry red, perhaps a full bodied mature Cabernet. A young German white wine is so gauche served with red meat.Yeah, but the meat wasn't red! :D

[Wolfcounsel]

The weight looks like a 1 and then a 2 or a 20, with Chinese characters.

[The_Sonarman]

Yeah, but the meat wasn't red! :D

I forgot. Human, the "other" white meat.

A young German white then.

[Timberwolf]

Sonar...that's the other "other" white meat! LOL

As for the wine selection...hmmmm...seems to me that pert near a gallon of tequila would be in order, including the worm. After that, who friggin' cares? :D

[The_Sonarman]

Sonar...that's the other "other" white meat! LOL

ROTFL. OK, I stand corrected.

Actually, I forget where I heard it, but human is supposed to taste like pork (the first "other" white meat). The slang term for human is "long pig".

[DoctorDoom]

According to the Private Harvest home page (http://www.privateharvest.com/bbq_sauces.html), all the bottles are 9.8 oz or 278 g. And at $8 a bottle, it's a must-have for the discriminating connoiseur of finely prepared flesh of Homo homo.

[Warlady]

Thanks Cali. My eyes aren't so good anymore.

[CaliGirl]

Thanks Cali. My eyes aren't so good anymore.You are welcome! I had help from my magnifying glass I keep on my computer table to see small print. :D

[dajoga]

I wonder if this got reported in all the Fag mags? Hmmm....along with dying young with AIDS, one might unknowingly be on the menu of the day by your partner!!

[DeclinetoState]

Some gays are so damned stupid. You take every negative stereotype about them, and they go out and reinforce it. It's like Mapplethorpe with his pictures of gay men dragging around each other in chains. These people do more to harm the gay rights movement than anything Fred Phelps (http://www.godhatesfags.com/) could ever imagine doing.

[Republican_Legion]

no one in mexico will be sad over the dead guy , they now just have a reason to punish a gay man .

[Incident_command]

I myself have never been able to eat mexican. He'll have the runs for a month.

[Large_Al]

If anyone posts a link to a cannibal cook book they need to have their head examined.

Now everyone knows that a gay Mexican should be prepared in mild Salsa.


You're right Beo! Salsa I like mine spicy, For the organs I think if you braise it in a pot with water and beer with peppers, onions and carrots for a two hour or so, then smother it in a mole sauce and let cook for another hour that would be great on served over rice. The meat can be grilled like any other Rubbed, BBQ Plenty of Salsa and Corn Bread. The other parts like toes you might want to pickle and eat with some Beer and those purple eggs you see at the bars. The Brain
I have No Idea But Since I've eaten Scrapple (the other Grey Meat) I would assume you fry it up with your eggs in the morning. The fingers of course You'd make Finger sandwiches. A DUh!!!. For the Bones and the rest you make a Homo Mexican Broth and store that in your Freezer. As far as the Private Parts this Guy sounds like he was a classy guy so I bet he was going to have it taxidermed and hung next to the white tale deer and the wild Boars Asses
He has hanging in this cardboard study he has on in his cardboard house.

I wonder what drugs he was doing? I've smoke Mexican Mary Jane as a Yoot an I've gotten a bad case of the munchies but mostly for a gallon of milk and a couple of sleeves of Oreo's. I mean the HOMO must of gotten a hold of some powerfull stuff you know what i'm sayin.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

For the organs I think if you braise it in a pot with water and beer with peppers, onions and carrots for a two hour or so, then smother it in a mole sauce and let cook for another hour that would be great on served over rice.
:duh: You eat organs? So which is the better brand, Wurlitzer or Hammond? How do they compare with pianos & harpsichords?

[Wolfcounsel]

"...they now just have a reason to punish a gay man ." --God_hates_liberals

I don't believe the fact that the cannibal is a fag should get him off the hook for eating homo sapiens, or in this case, homo dumbass.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Pennville_Bill]

Gives a whole new meaning to "coq' au vin".

[Warlady]

LOL moo made a funny. Hi Bill. Where ya been hiding?

[DoctorDoom]

You eat organs? So which is the better brand, Wurlitzer or Hammond? How do they compare with pianos & harpsichords?Actually, I find pipe organs much tastier than electronic toys. Re pianos and harpsichords, I advise against them. They're far too stringy.

[DeclinetoState]

Shouldn't this thread be in "The Closet"?

No, I wouldn't recommend moving it to the "Bush Country Bar & Grill," or whatever they call that thread with the recipes. :grin:

[Large_Al]

:duh: You eat organs? So which is the better brand, Wurlitzer or Hammond? How do they compare with pianos & harpsichords?

I like the Wurlitzer because of the sound it makes when you bite it.

The Homicidal Homo is going to have to do Organ solos from now on.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

I like the Wurlitzer because of the sound it makes when you bite it.
:moo: I hear the Hammond goes well with eggs. Get it? Hammond eggs?

[Large_Al]

Snorf!

[PrezLeefun]

Those are best when boiled in a soft drink, since of course things go better with Coke.
lol! ahhhhhhhhhhh you people are nasty! lol that is gross!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww. im disgusted. that guy went Dahlmer.

[Wolfcounsel]

":moo: I hear the Hammond goes well with eggs. Get it? Hammond eggs?" --Longhorn_Platinum


50 peepee whacks! :whip:

[okkervil]

homos are sick, defiled individuals who should not be a part of any advanced society. this just proves how twisted these "people" are. i say we keep testing out shock therapy and see if we can't torture some sense into 'em.

[Warlady]

okk, like your signature, you're weird.

[DesertFox]

What I don't get is why the guy would eat "rotting" flesh. That shit could make you sick!

[GrocerySacker]

He really should have considered marinating him in Astroglide. It makes everything so much smoother.

[BEST45CAL]

What I don't get is why the guy would eat "rotting" flesh. That shit could make you sick!
Yeah, he shoulda bought a FoodSaver to keep it fresh for up to six months. Stupid gays. lol

[DeclinetoState]

The gay response will go something like this . . .

And, of course, straights never do anything like this to their lovers.

[DesertFox]

Wonder if gay, uh, "meat" tastes different from straight, uh, "meat." :D

[DeclinetoState]

Was it rare, medium, or well-done?

[Tazeeyore]

Take a lot of Jalapeno's to kill the stench of a gay asshole

[Riverboat]

Now everyone knows that a gay Mexican should be prepared in mild Salsa.Did he use flour or corn tortillas?

This guy MUST be Mexican. He certainly seems to have a direct knowledge of Aztec rituals.

[Maggie_T]

Gay Man Cooks and Eats His Lover


Aww. Who said romance is dead. :evilgrin:

[Maggie_T]

The gay response will go something like this . . .

And, of course, straights never do anything like this to their lovers.



:lol:

[Kathy30]

What I don't get is why the guy would eat "rotting" flesh. That shit could make you sick!

What else could he do? He lived in a cardboard shack with no refrigerator.

[DesertFox]

Yeah, you're right. No doubt he used lots of tabasco.