Help me build an H-bomb because...

[Flattaxxica]

...I hate my neighbors.

H-bombs are like firecrackers with a 100 million degree center, right? Maybe I should build two of them... their houses are brick.

[DoctorDoom]

I could provide you with one from my private stock, but it would tend to annoy your other neighbors to have everything for several miles turned into a glowing crater.

[Wolfcounsel]

"...I hate my neighbors." --Flattaxxica


Just play some rap music.

[DesertFox]

Actually, a neutron bomb would be preferable to an H-bomb. You can kill the neighbors without destroying their houses, which you can then sell as intact fuel to the North Koreans for peaceful purposes <strike>at a noble price</strike> and a Nobel Prize.

[Flattaxxica]

Game, set, and match DesertFox. You win the thread. :claps: