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02-24-2005, 10:51 AM
Dr. Obvious goes to Springfield H.S
Mike S. Adams
February 24, 2005
Good morning students! Welcome to our “senior seminar for college-bound students” at Springfield High School. My name is Dr. Obvious. I taught at ASU (Any State University) for thirty years until my recent retirement. I am pleased to accept a position teaching young students everything they need to know before they attend college. For most of you, that will be some time within the next year.
Springfield High designed this course as a way of preparing next year’s freshmen to function in college. I have decided to take a slightly different approach. I intend to teach you things you will never learn in college due to the excesses of the political correctness movement. All of the things I will teach you either, a) have important implications for public policy, or b) have immediate application to your everyday lives. Some examples follow: *Social Security is a failed experiment in socialism. It was implemented by an American President who handed over Eastern Europe to Stalin while he was seated just five feet away from a Soviet spy who worked in the U.S. State Department. Social(ism) Security (SS) is one of the principal ways that liberals keep the black man down. Because the average black man dies within months of getting full SS (not to be confused with Nazi) benefits, he has nothing to pass on to his children. This keeps blacks from attaining wealth, which in turn keeps them from getting the same health benefits as the wealthy. That is one reason why they don’t live as long as whites. You will never hear the above statements because, while in college, you are not allowed to use the terms “them” and “they” when referring to blacks.
The rest of Dr. Adams' article found here: Mike S. Adams: Dr. Obvious goes to Springfield H.S (http://www.townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/ma20050224.shtml)
WHAT an article! I highly recommend reading the WHOLE thing!
Mike S. Adams
February 24, 2005
Good morning students! Welcome to our “senior seminar for college-bound students” at Springfield High School. My name is Dr. Obvious. I taught at ASU (Any State University) for thirty years until my recent retirement. I am pleased to accept a position teaching young students everything they need to know before they attend college. For most of you, that will be some time within the next year.
Springfield High designed this course as a way of preparing next year’s freshmen to function in college. I have decided to take a slightly different approach. I intend to teach you things you will never learn in college due to the excesses of the political correctness movement. All of the things I will teach you either, a) have important implications for public policy, or b) have immediate application to your everyday lives. Some examples follow: *Social Security is a failed experiment in socialism. It was implemented by an American President who handed over Eastern Europe to Stalin while he was seated just five feet away from a Soviet spy who worked in the U.S. State Department. Social(ism) Security (SS) is one of the principal ways that liberals keep the black man down. Because the average black man dies within months of getting full SS (not to be confused with Nazi) benefits, he has nothing to pass on to his children. This keeps blacks from attaining wealth, which in turn keeps them from getting the same health benefits as the wealthy. That is one reason why they don’t live as long as whites. You will never hear the above statements because, while in college, you are not allowed to use the terms “them” and “they” when referring to blacks.
The rest of Dr. Adams' article found here: Mike S. Adams: Dr. Obvious goes to Springfield H.S (http://www.townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/ma20050224.shtml)
WHAT an article! I highly recommend reading the WHOLE thing!