Beowulf
03-11-2005, 04:24 PM
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers
that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer
from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth
he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air
freshener!"
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY....MARCH 17TH!
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers
that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer
from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth
he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air
freshener!"
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY....MARCH 17TH!