Cat shoots owner

[DesertFox]

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

More (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20050310/ap_on_fe_st/cat_shoots_owner)

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Proves there's more than one way to skin a ... oops, bad analogy, :D Looks like the cat got MORE than his tongue, LOL.


Hmmmm, that makes me think ... if a cat always lands on its feet when it falls, does a gun always land on the trigger when a cat knocks it down?? Things to ponder . . .

(I'm not very punny today, am I :crazy: )

[BEST45CAL]

I think that cat knew what he was doing because they don't normally play with heavy metal objects. A little ball of paper or a ping pong ball, yeah. Not guns.

That cat acted with malice aforethought and extreme prejudice because he was being harassed.

I have included photo evidence.


http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~kuanlin/Gun&Cat.jpg


lol:D

[DesertFox]

:D

[Riverboat]

Guns don't kill people - CATS kill people.

[Warlady]

BEST ROTFLMBO

http://freeconservatives.com/pics/Gun&Cat.jpg

[Blowback]

Sounds like this guy was pistol-whipped by his p*ssy.

[PaulRevere]

I knew that there was a good reason why I never trusted cats.

[Warlady]

They have a pretty sinister attitude.

[PrezLeefun]

Sounds like this guy was pistol-whipped by his p*ssy.
sweet Jesus! where did you get that from? rotflmao

[Beowulf]

Look out! Liberals will want either Cat Control laws or to ban them altogether before you know it.

[Goku]

Surely no one believes this guy's story. Or does your 9 always discharge when dropped. There's another story here and the cat's getting the blame.

[iFocusNews.com]

Cat Shoots Its Owner! (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/03/10/national/a045518S42.DTL&type=bondage)

A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.



Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

:laser:

story... (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/03/10/national/a045518S42.DTL&type=bondage)

[Wolfcounsel]

One of the rules of good gun control, besides having a steady hand and an eagle eye, is to make sure your weapons are clean, functioning, and under your control at all times.


That guy is a DUMBASS!

[Conserv_Atticus]

i'm sorry, but would it be mean to laugh at that story?

[Teenager]

Should we arrest the cat?

[BEST45CAL]

Should we arrest the cat?

Nope. We should give the cat a medal for exposing another dumbass with a gun. lol

[UnkHiram]

Should we arrest the cat?

No, we should give him to Senator McCain

[Faithful_Servant]

We should start training killer cats and send them to our favorite congresscriters. The first one would be trained to 'accidentally' spill poison into a bottle of liquor. Now, who could we send that one to...???

[TheRealLobo]

One of the rules of good gun control, besides having a steady hand and an eagle eye, is to make sure your weapons are clean, functioning, and under your control at all times.


That guy is a DUMBASS!

I agree. Guy left his loaded, cocked and locked pistol, "on the counter", while cooking dinner.

Moron, dipsh*t, fargin idiot.

[Peachdiane]

Yes, he sure gives us responsible gun owners a very bad name.

The majority of us act responsibly but does the media report on us? Nah!

[TheRealLobo]

Yes, he sure gives us responsible gun owners a very bad name.

The majority of us act responsibly but does the media report on us? Nah!

We're all potential criminals. They have a template they use for any crime committed with a gun.

If you have more than two guns...It's either an "arsenal", or an "armory."

If you have more than ten rounds of ammunition, you are "stockpiling" ammunition.

All hanguns regardless of caliber are "Saturday Night Specials"

All SemiAuto handguns are Glocks, and if they have any trace of a polymer resin in them, they are "made to defeat airport security".

Any caliber higher than .22 is "High Powered".

Any ammo with the word word "Black" in the name are "cop killer bullets"

Any rifle, fitted with any scope, is a "Sniper Rifle".

If it is also a SA of any caliber, it is also an "Assault Weapon"

Any SA is capable of being a "Street Sweeper".

Any autofire is an "Assault Weapon" wth no "sporting purpose". (You're damn skippy...it's for protection)

Any shotgun of any gauge is "powerful".

Any shotgun of any gauge, with a pistol grip stock, is an "assault weapon".

Hope this helps.

[Peachdiane]

Damn! That's a KEEPER. I need to print that out and hang it! Did you send that to Guns & Ammo or Women & Guns? They need that.....

I have one more.... during college I was in an elevator with NRA patches on my backpack. There was another girl in there and oh my Lawd, the poor girl was subjected to the trauma of sharing an elevator with me! Oh the horror!!!!! What is America coming to when such things are allowed to happen? She would be much better off in some other country, any country, where such dangerous NRA psychopaths are not allowed to roam free!

[TheRealLobo]

Oh, and I must point out one more that I like to bring from hiding occasionally.

One who stabs someone to death is called a killer, or a criminal, but never a "knifeman" (though there were Swordsmen, but they mostly died out in the Middle Ages)

One who drives a car on purpose into a crowd of people is called a killer, or a criminal, but never a "carman"

One who strangles someone to death is called a killer, or a criminal, maybe sometimes a strangler, but never a "ropeman" or a "pantyhose man" (though some others can be called that)

One who throws someone out a window to their death is a killer, or a criminal, but never a "windowman" or a "balconyman"( though there ARE "Second story" men, but that's a whole different class of crime)

One who uses a baseball bat to kill someone is never called a...well, nevermind, he just ain't.

ONLY someone who uses a gun in the commission of a crime has the inanimate object used in the crime attached to the fornt of his name.

There have been criminals in the past with such colorful phrases as "ripper" and "slasher", but that was specific to those individuals.

Part of the template I presume.