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oracle
07-26-2002, 05:44 PM
Betcha Can't Sue Just One (http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-turley26jul26.story?coll=la%2Dnews%2Dcomment%2Dopi nions)

By JONATHAN TURLEY, Jonathan Turley is a law professor at George Washington University.


Leave it to lawyers to combine the two favorite American pastimes: eating and suing. In various states, lawsuits have been filed or are being planned against the fast-food industry. Lawyers who recently received windfalls in fees from tobacco lawsuits are now eyeing fast food as the next opportunity for super-size awards.

With the exception of tobacco, there are few things that kill more people than overeating. Obesity caused more than 300,000 deaths in 2000. That same year, obesity resulted in $117 billion in health-care costs.

In the last 10 years, obesity rates in the United States have increased 60%, and states like Iowa have populations with more than 20% obesity. Those figures are enough to make the most restrained personal injury lawyer salivate like Pavlov's dog.

Lawyers tend to hunt in packs, and the fast-food industry has begun to look like that slow, stumbling member of the herd--ripe for culling. Lawyers are now probing the fast-food industry in at least six different areas for potential liability.

Some theories have proved fast and easy kills. Various Hindus, Sikhs, Jews and vegetarians recently sued McDonald's over its use of animal fats in its French fries. This resulted in a relatively easy legal settlement for $12 million, including $2.5 million in legal fees, without a trial. Additional lawsuits are now being planned.

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Desertrat06
07-26-2002, 07:09 PM
The USPS had to recall its commemorative Lawyer stamps.

Folks couldn't figure out on which side to spit.

images/icons/grin.gif, 'Rat

DesertFox
07-26-2002, 07:15 PM
Present company excepted, the shyster, er, lawyer profession is giving the human race a rotten name.

HarvickFan29
07-27-2002, 01:22 PM
DeFox wrote: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Present company excepted, the shyster, er, lawyer profession is giving the human race a rotten name. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh, I wish you hadn't got me started! It depends on what type of lawyer you mean but, yeah...tort/litigation or trial lawyers are killin' this country because they want guvmint to basically wipe away uncertainty while they create new legal rights. Guvmint's job ain't to balance everyone's welfare as those type of lawyers believe.

HarvickFan29
07-28-2002, 12:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR> The USPS had to recall its commemorative Lawyer stamps.
Folks couldn't figure out on which side to spit. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey 'Rat, the same thing happened with the Bill Clinton stamp. images/icons/grin.gif

**DONOTDELETE**
07-31-2002, 12:44 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how far the blame game can stretch. If fatty can not refrain from purchasing Big Mac's then he should be institutionalized. I think I will sue my bank for the last statement they mailed me. After doing some work around the house remodeling, gardening etc my husband and I ran through mega bucks. When my statement came in I almost had a heart attack which is most certainly the banks fault that I suffered trauma and pain and suffering. Too bad F Lee Bailey has been disbarred. I am sure he would have taken my case for what the bank did to me is certainly criminal as well as liable.

The_Fireman
07-31-2002, 05:16 AM
While we're at it I want to get one in to.Does everyone know that they are now using Lawyers for lab experiments?Why?Because there some things that you just cant get a rat to do.

**DONOTDELETE**
07-31-2002, 09:01 AM
LOL Fireman...that was cute....