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Curtman
03-30-2005, 12:25 AM
pointy heads

The_Sonarman
03-30-2005, 11:05 AM
http://www.briangage.com/images/spacecat.jpg

Curtman's first alien is an Abyssinian cat, a small slender short-haired breed of African origin having brownish fur with a reddish undercoat.

Or one of the Red Aliens down at Roswell.

LadyHawk108
03-31-2005, 10:50 PM
Great pics!! I think cats are really aliens!! Mine are all so different and fun to watch. The cross eyed one that we adopted as a stray when we moved in here is the craziest! He has such bad sight because of his crossed eye that he runs into things full blast and his own shadow totally freaks him out. No exaggeration. I know it's sad, but he is a happy boy and purrs and loves on everyone all the time. I'm thinking of getting all my cats cut like the one in the pic that Curtman posted!!!

DesertFox
04-01-2005, 07:20 AM
Cats certainly did not originate on planet earth. It's doubtful they even originated in this galaxy, or this universe.

whipple
04-01-2005, 08:04 AM
Cats certainly did not originate on planet earth. It's doubtful they even originated in this galaxy, or this universe.

That would explain the pyramids then :D

Wolfcounsel
04-01-2005, 06:07 PM
WHAT?! All this time I've been eating barbecued alien meat on a stick?

The_Sonarman
04-01-2005, 07:12 PM
WHAT?! All this time I've been eating barbecued alien meat on a stick?

It's better than fresh, hot Rat-On-A-Stick.

PrezLeefun
04-01-2005, 07:32 PM
I love kitties. illegal, and legal.

HomeschoolrsRUs
04-01-2005, 09:35 PM
All of our kitties have had, err ... "unique" personalities, to say the least. One of our all time favorites was a cat named Shalimar. She would sneak to the top of the refrigerator and hide behind the breadbox waiting for someone to open the fridge door. As soon as you did, she would be at the edge, scooping a paw inside trying to hook something to bring out to eat. Sometimes she actually managed to succeed!

Also, if she got mad at you, you KNEW it. One day after we had been gone ALL day long and came in rather late, we noticed her smack-dab on top of the dining room table. When she knew she had our attention, she walked right up to the fancy vase in the middle of the table (one of my Mom's favorites) and DELIBERATELY knocked it off the table with one swipe of her paw and walked to the edge of the table and looked down to make sure it had smashed to smithereens. Afterwards she made this low growly noise, took her tail and brought it clear under her body against her tummy. She then turned and FLICKED her tail at us ... just as if she was flipping us the bird!

She was a remarkable kitty ... but no match for the engine of my mom's car, where she had climbed to keep warm one day before my mom drove off without knowing she was there. We were absolutely heartbroken.

UnkHiram
04-01-2005, 09:41 PM
All my life I have been a Dog person. Nineteen years I married a cat person. WIthin two years of that event we were down to one dog but up to two cats. Now, I have one wife, two teenage daughters, 4 Cats (I Sware they are Aliens) and NO DOGS. However, I do have a stuffed Dog named Armadilla.

Wolfcounsel
04-02-2005, 03:21 PM
"It's better than fresh, hot Rat-On-A-Stick." --The_Sonarman

Rat-On-A-Stick is a little sweeter than Cat Kebob, though. You need The Beast to chase it down.

DesertFox
04-02-2005, 08:37 PM
Never ate rat-on-a-stick but have wondered about it. I've read that rat is actually good.

Cat kebob IS good. So is monkey kebob.

The_Sonarman
04-03-2005, 09:00 AM
As in so many things, it's all in the seasoning.

I've had monkey meat when I was in the PI in my Navy days. That's the Phillipines to the non-squids among us.

Wolfcounsel
04-03-2005, 10:27 AM
I had cat meat and monkey meat and dog meat in the PI, but here stateside I've only had monkey meat. And no San Miguel to chase it down with. WAAH!

whipple
04-04-2005, 02:46 AM
As in so many things, it's all in the seasoning.

I've had monkey meat when I was in the PI in my Navy days. That's the Phillipines to the non-squids among us.

I've had kangaroo and crocodile but I don't think I'd be able to stomach monkey meat. A bit too close to cannibalism for my liking

DesertFox
04-04-2005, 08:16 AM
You're at a country fair in a foreign land, not understanding anything being said but enjoying the differentness and the sameness at the same time, all hot and dusty and some awful smells and some wonderful smells and sights and sounds. After awhile you get hungry and order something from a passing urchin. She hands you meat on a stick and you of course think it's beef. You wolf it down with a beer and ax for more and wolf that down with another beer. You belch, wipe your lips and then you wonder what for-sure that stuff was. THEN somebody tells you it was monkey meat. Or dog.

Teenager
04-04-2005, 11:26 AM
I've never liked cats anyways, maybe cuz I knew all along. . .

DesertFox
04-04-2005, 06:50 PM
Cats are gods. And they know it.

LadyHawk108
04-07-2005, 12:11 AM
I was never much of a cat person until I had them in my home. They are so unique and fun to watch. They are so curious and although that can get tiresome after cleaning up after them, they are still worth the trouble. You just have to give them a chance. One caveat....I don't clean the litter box!