A joke

[TheBeast]

Right, so the J to the C. (Who decided it was cool to talk like that?!) is bickering with Satan over who's best on a computer. After a few billion years God approaches and says

'Look, kidders, you can go till the apocalypse but you're not getting anywhere. Tell you what, I made this checklist for you each to complete. Do what it says, print out the results and hand them in to my pigeonhole' (every Lord of Lords needs a pigeon hole) 'so I can judge the victor. Oh, and it'll take you 10 billion years to complete. (Can you tell He's fed up of hearing them?)'

So they get cracking. They type, email, hack, crack, register accounts, engage in some online banking, paint, organise, muddle and all the rest of it. After 8 billion years there's a thunderstorm, and the power cuts out.

Well, Jesus is sighing and Satan is swearing. Eventually the power comes back on. Jesus shakes his head while Satan continues to swear

'Effing (can I say ****?) piece of shit! What the **** is wrong with you?! 8 billion ****ing years down the shitter! Damn you to hell, or someplace much worse that I'm not in!'

then he looks across to see Jesus nonchalently printing out his work.

'Finished' smiles Jesus.

'Woah, woah woah, there sonny Jay. How did you do that?!' Satan ask. 'You cheat!' he cries, having put 2 and 2 together to make x. Now Satan's cursing Jesus, so God comes over.

'Alright, fella, what's up?' He asks.

'He cheated!' Satan moans. God shakes His head

'Nuh-ug'

'He did, he totally did!'

'Nope'

'Well how do you explain that he's printing out his work after the power cut?!'

God shrugs

'Jesus saves'

[ILikeIke]

'Jesus saves'

Hehe. :)

[DesertFox]

That's like the song:

Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus saves! Jesus saves! Jesus saves!

[PrezLeefun]

thats cute! im really laughing!