Melz
04-26-2005, 09:13 AM
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. <O:P></O:P>
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. <O:P></O:P>
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, <O:P></O:P>
"Did you call for me?" <O:P></O:P>
The man replies "No; what do you mean?" <O:P></O:P>
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." <O:P></O:P>
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. <O:P></O:P>
The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. <O:P></O:P>
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, <O:P></O:P>
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. <O:P></O:P>
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. <O:P></O:P>
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. <O:P></O:P>
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. <O:P></O:P>
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." <O:P></O:P>
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." <O:P></O:P>
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! <O:P></O:P>
I'm outta here.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. <O:P></O:P>
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. <O:P></O:P>
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, <O:P></O:P>
"Did you call for me?" <O:P></O:P>
The man replies "No; what do you mean?" <O:P></O:P>
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." <O:P></O:P>
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. <O:P></O:P>
The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. <O:P></O:P>
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, <O:P></O:P>
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. <O:P></O:P>
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. <O:P></O:P>
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. <O:P></O:P>
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. <O:P></O:P>
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." <O:P></O:P>
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." <O:P></O:P>
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! <O:P></O:P>
I'm outta here.