Family Arithmetic

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Math Skills

He will teach her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission.
He kissed her once,
He kissed her twice,
and said,
"Now THAT'S addition!"
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back
and he said,
"Now THAT'S subtraction!"
Then he kissed her
As she kissed him
Without an explanation.
They both together smiled
and said,
"Now THAT'S mulitiplication!"
Then Dad appeared
Upon the scene
And made a quick decision,
He kicked that kid
Three blocks away,
and said,
"Now THAT'S long division!"

[Wolfcounsel]

That was a good one!