View Full Version : Tom Cruise Proposes To Katie Holmes
PrezLeefun
06-17-2005, 06:15 AM
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Tom [url="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=857249"]Cruise Proposes to Katie Holmes (http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=857249)
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Actor Tom Cruise said he and girlfriend Katie Holmes are engaged, after he popped the question early Friday morning atop the Eiffel Tower. Cruise, speaking at a Paris news conference with Holmes, and told the press and world of their engagment.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=857249
So there it is guys. Its the end of the world.
Faithful_Servant
06-17-2005, 08:41 AM
A far important event happened last, Frank Ball, a resident of Central Oregon, went to bed at 11:00 and slept until 5:30. News at 11:00.
BEST45CAL
06-17-2005, 11:52 AM
Yeah. Who really cares. :hahaha:
I'll bet that as soon as she hits 30, he'll find a reason to get rid of her.
Antigone
06-17-2005, 11:58 AM
Yeah. Who really cares. :hahaha:
I'll bet that as soon as she hits 30, he'll find a reason to get rid of her.
Or at least until she is a washed up has been and there is no more money for her to contribute to the cult commonly referred to as Scientology. :rolleyes:
iFocusNews.com
06-17-2005, 12:30 PM
:gar:
HomeschoolrsRUs
06-17-2005, 12:59 PM
Whoopie -- and I don't mean Goldberg.
Big deal, ANOTHER hollyweirdo makes an attempt to be normal. Hollyweirdos don't have marriages, they have arrangements of convenience. There is no love, honor, and cherish till death do they part. Just ask Brad and Jen, Bruce and Demi, Elizabeth Taylor and . . . and . . . and . . . and . . . and, :smirky: .
I would worry about buying anything in their china pattern, the baking process probably won't even be complete on the dinnerware set before the "marriage" is annulled, dissolved, over.
tacitus
06-17-2005, 02:08 PM
BFD.
Faithful_Servant
06-17-2005, 02:40 PM
I've got an update for you on this highly important story...
After getting up, going to work and slaving in front of his computer for over 4 hours, Frank Ball went to lunch and had shrimp jamabalya for lunch. Analysts project that he may actually go home about 5 hours after this momentous event. Computer projections used by the GW warming scientific community analyzing the spice content of his lunch project that Frank Ball's body temperature will rise to 1,009,875,234.1084569236 degrees celsius within the next 9 hours, completely destroying the Earth. Update at noon tomorrow.
Beowulf
06-17-2005, 04:54 PM
Who cares! Another soon-to-fail Hollywood marriage. Just don't tell me about the divorce.
Riverboat
07-02-2005, 12:01 PM
I've got an update for you on this highly important story... After getting up, going to work and slaving in front of his computer for over 4 hours, Frank Ball went to lunch and had shrimp jamabalya for lunch. Analysts project that he may actually go home about 5 hours after this momentous event. . . . Even FUNNIER than the first post! Just leave out the details of what happens to the remains of that jambalaya when it reaches the end of the alimentary canal. ;)
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