View Full Version : Sen. McCain stars in boob raunchfest
The_RANDy_Corporation
07-13-2005, 08:16 AM
This is the screaming headline on Drudge, w/o any story. Anyone know what the hairy heck he's talking about?
The_RANDy_Corporation
07-13-2005, 08:23 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/wedding_crashers/weddingcrashers_bigposter.jpgApparently it has something to do with this movie.
UhUhNoWay
07-13-2005, 08:23 AM
LOL Maybe he was seen at some hollyweird premier...and was surrounded by a buncha raunchy hollyweird boobs
The_RANDy_Corporation
07-13-2005, 08:27 AM
Directed by David Dobkin (Shanghai Knights), Wedding Crashers also features cameos by Will Ferrell, Arizona Senator John McCain, and political strategist and CNN pundit James Carville.
Here's a review. If it's too raunchy, I wonder if the Christian right will mobilize more aggressively against him? (http://www.tribute.ca/tribute/0705/wedding_crashers.htm)
Riverboat
07-13-2005, 08:29 AM
Guess he was putting his hands on the old treasure chest, eh? Shiver me timber!
:chest:
TheRealLobo
07-13-2005, 09:39 AM
Maybe now that it's out, kennedy can't hold it over him any more. :rolleyes:
The_RANDy_Corporation
07-13-2005, 10:03 AM
Do we as a nation want to elect a President who cameos in titty movies?
Warlady
07-13-2005, 10:09 AM
That's not the reason he's not going to even make it past the primaries. He's a liberal.
The_RANDy_Corporation
07-13-2005, 10:13 AM
I agree Warlady! But he's still a hypocrit as well as a liberal. Here's a link now, to the Drudge Report Story (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3jm.htm) on this and he scolded Hollywood in the past for pushing R-rated movies like this one, and now he jumps right in one for the free publicity.
Wyatt_Junker
07-13-2005, 10:21 AM
Poor poor Johnny Mac. Dude don't have a neck. Its like Evel Kaneval and shit, an iron rod bracing his entire spinal column. He has to turn his whole rigid body if he wants to look over his shoulder. This greatly limits his porn. He can't go sidesaddle. He can't go money. He can't do page 35 in the Kama, or 47, 52, 67 or 89. And if he gets lap booyahed, he can't dodge the big knockered whore slappin' him about the head with her bidness. He must suffer the cleavage like Leonardo Caprio drowning in the Titanic. Give the man a snorkel or an oxygen tank and lower him down like Cousteau. Let him plumb the depths, the infinite leagues of his own deep deep character.
Wyatt_Junker
07-13-2005, 10:23 AM
Next move for J Mac: Playing the accordion while tap dancing on Leno.
DesertFox
07-13-2005, 03:00 PM
Johnny Mac's real problem is his teensy winkie. Sources say that's why he got along so well with the North Vietnamese -- him and John Boy Kerry, the Vietnamic Twofer, the Johnamic Duo, Upjohn and Downjohn.
TechnoPrincess
07-13-2005, 03:07 PM
He should be ashamed of himself!
I'm sorry...I don't think this movie looks remotely funny and have no intention of seeing it. I really don't understand where Hollyweird comes up with these things.
Lazarus
07-13-2005, 03:41 PM
So which Boob is McCain playing?:rolleyes:
Lazarus
07-13-2005, 03:43 PM
Poor poor Johnny Mac. Dude don't have a neck. Its like Evel Kaneval and shit, an iron rod bracing his entire spinal column. He has to turn his whole rigid body if he wants to look over his shoulder. This greatly limits his porn. He can't go sidesaddle. He can't go money. He can't do page 35 in the Kama, or 47, 52, 67 or 89. And if he gets lap booyahed, he can't dodge the big knockered whore slappin' him about the head with her bidness. He must suffer the cleavage like Leonardo Caprio drowning in the Titanic. Give the man a snorkel or an oxygen tank and lower him down like Cousteau. Let him plumb the depths, the infinite leagues of his own deep deep character.Stop it Wyatt... You're killin me... :biglaugh:
HomeschoolrsRUs
07-13-2005, 04:28 PM
Of course, let's not forget his infamous turn at host of Saturday Night Live back on 10/19/02 (I think it was). He's always surrounding himself with boobs.
Lazarus
07-13-2005, 08:04 PM
I predict that this fiasco will come back to haunt him in the next presidential campaign - Because we all know he's gonna try for it again... He's hungry for it - He can taste it...
I believe his lust for public approbation actually outshines that of Bill Clinton's - And that is saying a lot...
DoctorDoom
07-13-2005, 08:30 PM
Carville, hey? With his head down, he might pass for a boob, if they stick a Hershey kiss on top to complete the image. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/evilgrin.gif" />
Bluemoon_Rising
07-17-2005, 10:07 PM
He can't go money.
:laugh:
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