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Jag Wife
07-23-2005, 01:35 PM
Yesterday evening I sat at my school's break area between classes, and a copy of CHARLOTTE WOMAN caught my eye. This is a free local publication aimed at women who WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME. I want to make that distinction because the truth is that full-time moms work harder than any of us.
Well, I thumbed through the magazine, and couldn't believe the irony. About every fifth page was an ad for a plastic surgeon. I might add that Charlotte, North Carolina is a haven for medical, banking, and legal professionals.
Be that as it may, many of these ads for plastic surgeons used words such as "empowerment" or "self-esteem" or "We can make your dreams come true!" And the picture always featured a big-breasted, evenly tanned female with slim hips, almost no rearend, and not one gray strand. I don't think a single one of those models was over 18. :flame:
Well, excuse me, but are we women led to believe that "self-esteem" and "empowerment" STILL come from being young, thin and wrinkle-free? Did all those degrees and years of hard work not account for a thing?
The message I picked up from this publication was, "Okay, so maybe you do give a lot to the community. Maybe you are a successful woman with several degrees under your belt or a fat bankroll. You're still nothing unless you're a thin, youthful vixen with big magoombas. We're just subtlely reminding you that no man will date you, hire you, or promote you unless you go hopelessly in debt and risk life and limb to go under the knife in the name of beauty."
To quote John Stossel, GIMME A BREAK!! :hissyfit: <!--emo&:hrmph:-->

DeclinetoState
07-23-2005, 01:54 PM
What would explain these women's success? Certainly not beauty!

http://www.ncteamericancollection.org/litmap/Gloria_Steinem.jpg http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg http://www.brownsteins.net/Ulpan/Images/Betty%20Friedan.jpg http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9611/15/barbra/barbra.lg.jpg http://www.uky.edu/PR/News/Archives/2003/May2003/03-05_lcc_commencement_thom.jpg http://www.rollingthundertour.org/images/ivins_web.jpg

Beowulf
07-23-2005, 02:41 PM
:yuck: :gag: :barf:

Decline, you owe me a keyboard and monitor!

DeclinetoState
07-23-2005, 05:46 PM
Beo, gaze at Ann for a couple of minutes and you should be fine. Your monitor, too.

Keyboards are cheap; you should be able to find one at Radio Shack.

Jag Wife
07-24-2005, 04:33 PM
The only thing I can think of that would work in their favor is witchcraft and the ability to control lots of weak-minded people.

DeclinetoState
07-25-2005, 02:07 AM
Ever notice that Streisand, Thomas and Friedan all have the same nose?

DoctorDoom
07-25-2005, 02:09 AM
This should help to detraumatize the lads suffering from the systemic shock caused by seeing the above nightmare-inducers.

<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/debbie2.jpg" /></center>

Beowulf
07-25-2005, 03:17 AM
Thank you, Doc. Very relieving!

DeclinetoState
07-25-2005, 08:18 PM
http://www.lauriedhue.com/db4/00385/lauriedhue.com/_uimages/ld219e.jpgIf you get tired of Ann, I can put Laurie Dhue in my sig...