What if the government had a wiretap on Joe Wilson?

[Naturalized-Texan]

What if the government had a wiretap on Joe Wilson? (http://www.nationalreview.com/issue/long200507270750.asp)

NSA Document Extracts: Telephone Transcripts

First Extract

(Patriot Act roving wiretap authorized)

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: “Hello?”

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE VOICE: “Joe? This is Judith Miller at the New York Times.”

UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: “Hey! Judith! How are you? Why so formal?”

JUDITH MILLER: “Sorry, Joe, but I’m working on a story about the Niger trip and the yellowcake thing.”

#AD#JOSEPH WILSON: “Yeah. Crazy stuff, huh? Did you read my op-ed?”

JUDITH MILLER: “Uh huh. And we’re just following up here, trying to get something for the front page, and . . .”

JOSEPH WILSON: “Does the double-breasted make me look fat?”

JUDITH MILLER: “Excuse me?”

JOSEPH WILSON: “Sorry, Jude, I’m doing ‘Hardball’ tonight and you caught me getting a new suit. I’m talking to the guy here.”

UNIDENTIFIED FOREIGN-SOUNDING MALE VOICE: “No, no, Meester Vilson. De jacket, she convey authority an a kind ov secksul energy.”

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