Another create-a-story

[DeclinetoState]

Here's how this one works: Each sentence must use a cliche or other familiar saying from sports, religion, politics, literature, or some other aspect of popular culture, but with one or two words added, removed, or changed (e.g., "'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot,' said the owl").

Good luck!

I'll start:

It was a dark but not stormy night.

[Wyatt_Junker]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

[Logic]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

[DeclinetoState]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
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[ThomasMore]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
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As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

[Dennis]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

[DeclinetoState]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

[Teenager]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

[Dennis]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

"Don't think young Janwalker, sue..sue" the voice said when suddenly the sound of a light saber being activated filled the room.

[Teenager]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

"Don't think young Janwalker, sue..sue" the voice said when suddenly the sound of a light saber being activated filled the room.

"The force is with me," replied Jan, as she drew her light-saber too.
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[DeclinetoState]

It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

"Don't think young Janwalker, sue..sue" the voice said when suddenly the sound of a light saber being activated filled the room.

"The force is with me," replied Jan, as she drew her light-saber too.

"And I'm the queen of the world!"<!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Dennis]

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It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

"Don't think young Janwalker, sue..sue" the voice said when suddenly the sound of a light saber being activated filled the room.

"The force is with me," replied Jan, as she drew her light-saber too.

"And I'm the queen of the world!"<!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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"Yeah, well I like to play at the YMCA," snickered Jan.

[DeclinetoState]

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It was a dark but not stormy night.

When all through the Taco Bell,

not a creature was stirring, - all dead from the smell.

Suddenly, a shadowy figure emerged from amongst the gordita wrappers and said "VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

"Working girls of the world, unite!" it said to the ladies.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
As they began to do just that, it said more: "Spin your partner, do si do, then kill her."

When a man sitting in a chair in the darkest corner of the dingy restaurant and puffing on a hand-rolled cigarette said in a raspy, dark, monotone voice: "We have to dance them one song at a time."

"Then play it again, Jan," said a strange yet somehow familiar voice.

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->"You'd like to think that, would you not?" Jan replied.

"Don't think young Janwalker, sue..sue" the voice said when suddenly the sound of a light saber being activated filled the room.

"The force is with me," replied Jan, as she drew her light-saber too.

"And I'm the queen of the world!"<!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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"Yeah, well I like to play at the YMCA," snickered Jan.

"Then I'll make her an offer she can't refuse," said another voice.