Here's the punchline, what's the joke?

[DeclinetoState]

I remember on The Love Boat and probably some other shows you would sometimes have a scene begin while a character was telling the punchline to some joke. The line might or might not in itself seem funny, but it was supposed to be funny for the characters who had heard the set-up, which the viewers were not privy to. You might hear a character say something like, "She had only fifteen dollars!" and then the rest of the characters would ROFLOL (no, not really--but you get the idea).

Here's my challenge: I'll provide the punch line. You have to provide the set-up. After you have created a joke to match my punch line, you get to create a punchline for someone else to build a joke around.

Got it? Okay, here's the punchline:

Senator Kennedy was shaving.

(After you've made up your joke with the above punchline, you are of course free to e-mail it to all of your friends. But don't forget to give us another punchline!)

[PatrioticAmerican]

Why did the girl with the half-finished Brazilian suddenly hit the accelerator and drive off the bridge?

Senator Kennedy was shaving.

**I know. Doesn't make sense, but it's what crossed my mind when I read the punchline. Sorry**


Here's my punchline:

Because camels are just wetter there.

[JNSmith]

Because camels are just wetter there.

Why do Arabs wear turbans when walking under their mounts?

New punchline:

Well, three, if you count the pregnant ones.

[Wolfcounsel]

What's a half-finished Brazilian?

[Lazarus]

Does anyone remember when Johnny Carson used to do the Amazing Carmac? He would wear that big goofy turban and hold a sealed envlope to his head and give the answer before he opened it...

One I remember that cracked me up went like this...

The Answer is......... Siss, Boom, Bah!

Carson opens the envelope...

The question is..... What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?

:thumb:

Ok, we now return you to the game... ;)

[Teenager]

All the children were left behind.

[Timberwolf]

What's a half-finished Brazilian?
A cigar??

[Timberwolf]

Well, three, if you count the pregnant ones.
How many sheep does it take to make a Montanan a "happy" man?



"Howard Dean, MIT, & Al Gore"

[JNSmith]

How many sheep does it take to make a Montanan a "happy" man?


"Howard Dean, MIT, & Al Gore"

Too easy...

Name a halfwit, a MIT, and a twit.

New punchline:

So he asked, "do they come in orange?"

[Timberwolf]

Too easy...

Name a halfwit, a MIT, and a twit.
I was actually thinking "A tool, a school, and a fool"....but, close enough. LOL


New punchline:

So he asked, "do they come in orange?"
Can't even wager a guess on that one...

[Large_Al]

An Indian came across some men having sex with fruit.
So he asked, "do they come in orange?"


"My goodness is that thing loaded"

[MSGT]

What's a half-finished Brazilian?

brazilian wax

[Wolfcounsel]

Thanks, MSGT. I still had to google Brazilian wax. Wo-ohh! I feel .......
:thud:
STUPID.

[DeclinetoState]

What did you think when you saw Ted Kennedy shaving?

"My goodness is that thing loaded"

Next one: Yes, but it belonged to Cindy.