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TechnoPrincess
09-09-2005, 03:30 PM
<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" width="100%"><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" width="100%">Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...


Compare with Gasoline......


Think a gallon of gas is expensive?



This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.


Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . $10.32 per gallon


Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .........$9.52 per gallon


Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon


Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . $10.00 per gallon




Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon



Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon



Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon



Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon


Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ....$84.48 per gallon



And this is the REAL KICKER...


Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)




So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.





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The_Sonarman
09-09-2005, 05:59 PM
Good one, TechnoPrincess.

Coca Cola is far more expensive than gasoline as well, yet I don't hear anyone griping about the price of coke.... which is basically flavored water.

The_Fireman
09-09-2005, 07:17 PM
Thats good.The only problrm with this is that I'm not going to stop and buy 30 gallons of any of these things.

ThomasMore
09-16-2005, 06:49 PM
"Be Glad Your Car Doesn't Run on Vicks"

:suv:

That title made me imagine a great blue-white cloud of exhaust that smells of menthol.