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jag
09-13-2005, 06:47 AM
Humanity Test (http://okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=19046733989691171)
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You're 0% human!
You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong.



http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/107/10757092936957212409/19046733989691171-0.gif


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I would take the kittens to a shelter. http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif

The_Sonarman
09-13-2005, 10:05 AM
Cold Hearted
You're 0% human!
You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong.

I took the kittens home.

dPrasse
09-13-2005, 10:18 AM
Cold Hearted
You're 13% human!
You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong.

I took the kittens home too .... maybe I fed them to a pet snake ??

Teenager
09-13-2005, 10:24 AM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Normal Human Being
You're 34% human! </TD></TR><TR><TD>You care about most of the things you should care about. You're probably a well rounded person. You probably don't get used like a doormat by other people. You know the difference between right and wrong. Good for you! </TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>http://is3.okcupid.com/mt_pics/107/10757092936957212409/19046733989691171-1.jpg</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>





DUH! Of course I'm human :D

Wolfcounsel
09-13-2005, 10:29 AM
38 percent human?

dPrasse
09-13-2005, 10:34 AM
38 percent human?

You musta lied !

Teenager
09-13-2005, 11:25 AM
38 percent human?

Are you sure?

UnkHiram
09-13-2005, 03:00 PM
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<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Cold Hearted</B></FONT><BR>You're 11% human! </TD></TR>
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<TD>You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong. </TD></TR>

UhUhNoWay
09-13-2005, 03:56 PM
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Normal Human Being
You're 38% human!
</TD></TR><TR><TD>You care about most of the things you should care about. You're probably a well rounded person. You probably don't get used like a doormat by other people. You know the difference between right and wrong. Good for you!

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lol teenager, it must be a blonde thing (or honorary blonde thing) LOL
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Teenager
09-13-2005, 04:00 PM
lol teenager, it must be a blonde thing (or honorary blonde thing) LOL


LOL!! Hey, I never thought of it that way before! :thumb:

Melz
09-13-2005, 10:04 PM
dPrasse, I got the same score, only 13% human! And I also took the kittens home (awww how could ya not...)
That site hates me. dern liberals.

HomeschoolrsRUs
09-14-2005, 05:13 AM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Normal Human Being

You're 36% human!
</TD></TR><TR><TD>You care about most of the things you should care about. You're probably a well rounded person. You probably don't get used like a doormat by other people. You know the difference between right and wrong. Good for you! </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Okay, I KNOW this test is rigged or something. EVERYBODY I know says I'm "a shade off normal."

dPrasse
09-14-2005, 07:30 AM
dPrasse, I got the same score, only 13% human! And I also took the kittens home (awww how could ya not...)
That site hates me. dern liberals.

Well , at least us "sub-humans" are in great company !

TechnoPrincess
09-14-2005, 01:13 PM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Normal Human Being
You're 39% human! </TD></TR><TR><TD>You care about most of the things you should care about. You're probably a well rounded person. You probably don't get used like a doormat by other people. You know the difference between right and wrong. Good for you! </TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>http://is3.okcupid.com/mt_pics/107/10757092936957212409/19046733989691171-1.jpg </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>




What, you're only 100% human if you're so far to the left you hate yourself?!

DeclinetoState
09-15-2005, 12:56 PM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Cold Hearted
You're 15% human! </TD></TR><TR><TD>You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Turret Gunner A20
09-18-2005, 01:15 PM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Normal Human Being
You're 41% human! </TD></TR><TR><TD>You care about most of the things you should care about. You're probably a well rounded person. You probably don't get used like a doormat by other people. You know the difference between right and wrong. Good for you! </TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>http://is3.okcupid.com/mt_pics/107/10757092936957212409/19046733989691171-1.jpg </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


<TABLE cellPadding=20><TBODY><TR><TD>My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: <TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=center><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=149 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20>http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)</TD><TD width=1 bgColor=white>http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 99% on humanitypoints</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

ErikTheRed
09-18-2005, 04:52 PM
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle>Cold Hearted

You're 0% human!
</TD></TR><TR><TD>You don't really care about your fellow humans...and you DEFINATELY don't care a flying rat's behind about animals. I would say that something in your childhood probably caused you to be this way...but I'm not a shrink, so I let you figure out what went wrong. </TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/107/10757092936957212409/19046733989691171-0.gif </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Yup, a cold, dead, black heart, that's me! What a bunch of loaded BS questions! Hey, at least I have company here! :thumb: