Ask the Czech Prince Anything (Swami Czech Knows All, Sees All)

[Longhorn_Platinum]

CzechPrince:
I like these threads, I hope someone makes one about me.

:moo: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick. Where are the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
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[Wolfcounsel]

What is the little hollow at the base of people's necks called, where the clavicles meet the top of the sternum?

[UnkHiram]

If you are on a Trampoline would that be called a Bounced Czech?

[Beowulf]

If you are on a Trampoline would that be called a Bounced Czech?
:hahaha:

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Ooh, good one, Unk.

:idea: Are the Czechs & the Balances allies, or enemies?

[UnkHiram]

:moo: Ooh, good one, Unk.

:idea: Are the Czechs & the Balances allies, or enemies?

ROFL, I guess that would depend on whether the Czech was bouncing and the Balances were Tipped

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: These threads are kinda fun. We should "roast" a FreeCer every month, somebody who can take it. So, where's Czechy?

[CzechPrince]

What is the little hollow at the base of people's necks called, where the clavicles meet the top of the sternum?

Ohryzek........roughly translated to, "Adam's Apple."

[CzechPrince]

:moo: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick. Where are the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
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In his Peter.

[CzechPrince]

If you are on a Trampoline would that be called a Bounced Czech?

I perfer vaulted.

[Eagle1]

on a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive are the women at virginia

[Wolfcounsel]

"Ohryzek........roughly translated to, "Adam's Apple."" --CzechPrince


It's called the pit, isn't it?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Teenager]

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?????? :D

How many Czech brothers do you have? Have you czeched them out? And do you really think you are a prince?<!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

What do you call CP at the stop of the stairs? Czech Up

What do you call it when CP makes a mistake? Czech errs

What happens if Czech drinks too much? Czech out

What do you call the one CP marries? Czech mate

If CP buys a hotel, what could he call it? Czech Inn

What would you find on CP's shelf? a Czech book

What do you call it if you stop at CP's house on a trip? Czech point

When CP needs groceries, what does he make? a Czech list

:grin:

[UnkHiram]

ROFL, Czech dont blame me for starting the puns

[Teenager]

ROFLOL!! Nice Homes.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Nice Homes.

Yes, I am, thank you for noticing, http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/biggrin.gif

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: So, Czech, how do you explain your uncanny resemblance to Joran van der Sloot?

[JonECat]

Yes, I am, thank you for noticing, http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/biggrin.gif

Just wait till it's your turn. :grin:

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Just wait till it's your turn. :grin:

Why, whatever do you mean JonE? My turn for what? :lashes:

[CzechPrince]

"Ohryzek........roughly translated to, "Adam's Apple."" --CzechPrince


It's called the pit, isn't it?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Maybe if it was called, "Adam's Peach." :whistle:

[CzechPrince]

on a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive are the women at virginia

I'll let everyone judge for themselves.....

[CzechPrince]

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?????? :D

Wierd is an understatment.

How many Czech brothers do you have?

Well, when you say, "Brother", I guess you mean biological, in that case I have one, he just turned 16, and he's a monster. He is a bodybuilder like my dad, my brother is 16 and benches 240lbs,:blush: plays varsity American Football at his high school. I am slender/atheltic/tall like my mom.

If you don't beleive me, here is a picture of him below.


Have you czeched them out?

I'm not sure what you mean by this.



And do you really think you are a prince?<!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

I'm the Prince of Prauge, bitch.


Here is a picture of my brother:

[CzechPrince]

:moo: So, Czech, how do you explain your uncanny resemblance to Joran van der Sloot?

I honestly don't understand why people think I look like this murdering sack of shit.:djd:

[CzechPrince]

What do you call CP at the stop of the stairs? Czech Up

What do you call it when CP makes a mistake? Czech errs

What happens if Czech drinks too much? Czech out

What do you call the one CP marries? Czech mate

If CP buys a hotel, what could he call it? Czech Inn

What would you find on CP's shelf? a Czech book

What do you call it if you stop at CP's house on a trip? Czech point

When CP needs groceries, what does he make? a Czech list

:grin:

:flushlib. :claps:

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

:flushlib. :claps:

Awww Czech, they weren't THAT bad were they? :smirky:

[MSGT]

Will you be going back to the land of Czech hotties????????



Can I come?

[CzechPrince]

Awww Czech, they weren't THAT bad were they? :smirky:

No Homes they were adorable!

[CzechPrince]

Will you be going back to the land of Czech hotties????????



Can I come?

I will be going back to visit hopefully over Christmas break, sure you can come I guess.

In the meantime, stop by UVA--plenty of good looking girls here to hold you over until we get to Prague.

[CzechPrince]

Oh, but to answere the question, yes, the girls here at Virginia are around a 9.5

[CzechPrince]

I guess no one has any more questions:crazy:

[Lestat]

Is it possible to separate the "Czech" from the "Prince"?

Now, on more serious note, why are you a Catholic? :)

[CzechPrince]

Is it possible to separate the "Czech" from the "Prince"?

Not when you are the Prince of Prague it's not.

Now, on more serious note, why are you a Catholic? :)

Because The Catholic faith has been the keystone of Christendom for well over 1800+ years. The Church guided Christians when there was no written word of God avaliable in the early years after Christ's death. Thue Church compiled the bible and set the canon, that is the authority of our church wheather or not people recognize it.

The Church has survived, and it will, since the jaws of hell shall not prevail against it and have not thus far. I am minoring in religious studies, have studied and experienced other faiths extensively and came to the conclusion that the Catholic Church is the true church of Christ. How anyone can take a basic Christianity class and not come to the same conclusion as we is beyond me. It has legitimacy, authority, apostolic succession, a visible heirarchy, the whole nine yards. Our doctrines are able to be supported, somthing that is very important to me being the logical and rational person I am. I also feel our devotion to Mary is special, and 99.9% of other faiths disregard her a lot of time if not downright disrespect her. [Now, I am not saying people on here do obiously, this is just my personal experiences.] Besides doctrinal reasons, it is the faith of my people and much of the rest of Europe and all over the globe. We are the largest religion on the planet, and that speaks volumes. We are part of somthing big. The whole experience of going to a Catholic Mass compared to other faiths is not even comparable. When I go, I feel like I am in the prescense of Christ, and I am amazed that people 500-1000 years ago were celebrating Mass the same way we do up to this day (for the most part.) I beleive in the literal body and blood of Christ, possibly the main reason I would never convert, and plus, my heritage is Catholic, many people's are, and it means a lot to us.

But the more important question is why shouldn't I be? Becasue, as my grandfather says, "číslo jedna vždy číslo jedna." (Number one is always number one."):thumb:

[TempestTossed]

Why are you a Christian?

[CzechPrince]

Why are you a Christian?

I was raised a Christian, and I believe Jesus was the Son of God, from my studies, my life experiences, prayers, and faith. A lot of things have happened to me personally, growing up in Czechoslovakia and here that I know were not coincidental that only re-affirms my faith. Fortunently I have experienced them, becasue I am the logical/rational thinking one who needs proof, and I have recieved more than enough in my lifetime. Just coming to this country is one of them.

[MSGT]

I will be going back to visit hopefully over Christmas break, sure you can come I guess.

In the meantime, stop by UVA--plenty of good looking girls here to hold you over until we get to Prague.

No thanks, I'm in SoCal now. More 'Hot' women here than you can count. I am beginning to believe hot, decent, American and female is just too much to ask for.

If they are these they are long since taken and hid.

[UnkHiram]

Msgt

sorry I think I married the last one that filled that description. Unless of course you want to count my daughters and I would strongly suggest you dont look there.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

UnkHiram:
sorry I think I married the last one that filled that description.

:smirky: No argument here. My wife's from Indonesia.

:moo: But, she's everything a man could want.

[CzechPrince]

No thanks, I'm in SoCal now. More 'Hot' women here than you can count. I am beginning to believe hot, decent, American and female is just too much to ask for.

If they are these they are long since taken and hid.

I gurantee you a higher percentage of hotter women in the Czech Republic:smirky: So if American ones are not working out for you, just take a trip over and bring yourself back one. Don't take too many now.

[Teenager]

What's your favorite smilie?

[CzechPrince]

What's your favorite smilie?


:whip:

[MSGT]

I gurantee you a higher percentage of hotter women in the Czech Republic:smirky: So if American ones are not working out for you, just take a trip over and bring yourself back one. Don't take too many now.

I've been thinking about going across the pond to spend 6 months to a year in each different country. The only good thing about the company I slave for is that we are in over 160 countries.

[Teenager]

Ok Czech, now for some serious questions.

I still don't understand the Catholic Doctrine of(I don't know what it's called) "doing good works will lead to heaven." Could you explain? The reason I don't understand is because in Ephesians 2:8,9, and other verses like this.

8 For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;
9 not as a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Could you explain?


BTW, your brother sure does have some huge arms!

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:smirky: Why are there more controls on the remote control, than on the DVD unit, or the TV?

[MSGT]

Why does everybody love Raymond?

[CzechPrince]

Ok Czech, now for some serious questions.

I still don't understand the Catholic Doctrine of(I don't know what it's called) "doing good works will lead to heaven." Could you explain? The reason I don't understand is because in Ephesians 2:8,9, and other verses like this.

8 For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;
9 not as a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Could you explain?



Catholics DO NOT beleive you must, "Do good works" to get salvation. The Council of Trent made it quite clear: "None of those things which precede justification, whether faith or works, merit the grace of justification; for if it is by grace, it is not now by works; otherwise, as the Apostle [Paul] says, grace is no more grace" (Decree on Justification 8, citing Rom. 11:6). The Catholic Church teaches God’s grace and his promise form the foundation for all human merit, ie: good works.

Make more sense? It's basically touts on the line of, "If you are going to talk the talk, walk the walk." kind of deal.

BTW, your brother sure does have some huge arms!


Yeah, he's a beast.

[CzechPrince]

Why does everybody love Raymond?

Becasue everyone else on the show is hated.

[CzechPrince]

:smirky: Why are there more controls on the remote control, than on the DVD unit, or the TV?

The good people at Sony, Magnavox, Samsung, etc realized most people like myself would be too lazy to get up every commercial to change the channel or volume; so they created a genius portable invention known as, "The Clicker", which crams all the functions of the TV into a 5-7 inch remote control.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:unsmile: You didn't answer my question. WHY DOES THE REMOTE have more functions on it, than the unit it's supposed to control? On my DVD player, I can change episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard with ease using the remote, but if the remote goes kaputt, I'll have to go through the different segments of each episode, to get to the last one. It takes awhile. The remote has a mute button, & a display button, & a whole lot of other functions that aren't on the actual unit. Even my CD player has a "random" button on the remote, but not on the unit. What if I lose the remote, &/or I'm not too lazy to get off of my futon, & I want to perform these extra functions, but can't, because the unit doesn't have all the same buttons as the remote? Whose stupid ideä was that?

:moo: Now, aren't you glad you have your own thread, so us mortals can look to you for your sage wisdom?

[Teenager]

If you come to a four-way stop, how do you know if you can go first?

[MSGT]

Is CoolCzech one of your guys?

[CzechPrince]

:unsmile: You didn't answer my question. WHY DOES THE REMOTE have more functions on it, than the unit it's supposed to control? On my DVD player, I can change episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard with ease using the remote, but if the remote goes kaputt, I'll have to go through the different segments of each episode, to get to the last one. It takes awhile. The remote has a mute button, & a display button, & a whole lot of other functions that aren't on the actual unit. Even my CD player has a "random" button on the remote, but not on the unit. What if I lose the remote, &/or I'm not too lazy to get off of my futon, & I want to perform these extra functions, but can't, because the unit doesn't have all the same button as the remote? Whose stupid ideä was that?

I would still say it's because the companies realize we are a lazy bunch and companies know why get up and do it when we can sit down? Now, perhaps there should be a backup remote included or all functions avaliable on the equipment. When I take over Sony or Samsung one day, I'll make sure some things changes around there, oh and I'll send you a free TV with 2 remotes.



:moo: Now, aren't you glad you have your own thread, so us mortals can look to you for your sage wisdom?

Am I? Of course, I'm quite flattered actually.

[CzechPrince]

If you come to a four-way stop, how do you know if you can go first?

If I pulled up before everyone else. Or, if people figure out who it is in that Black Honda Accord and how awesome I am, they wave me through before them.

[CzechPrince]

Is CoolCzech one of your guys?

I am not familiar with this CoolCzech character, could you explain?

[MSGT]

See newest member on home page

[CzechPrince]

See newest member on home page

Don't know him

[Teenager]

If I pulled up before everyone else. Or, if people figure out who it is in that Black Honda Accord and how awesome I am, they wave me through before them.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Actually, in your case, you czech to see if you got there first. But I'm sure everything else is true too :thumb:

[Pendragon_6]

You are so pro-homo. Are you a homosexual?

[CzechPrince]

You are so pro-homo. Are you a homosexual?

No, I am not a homosexual. I have had a girlfriend of 2 years and still going. Next question.

[Teenager]

(1) Do you think you are hot looking?
(2) Does your G/F think so?
(3) What's your favorite bible passage/verse?
(4) Your favorite politician?
(5) Have you ever tried inventing a religion?
(6) What's your motto?
(7) What's you major?
(8) What is "clubbing"(from your profile)??
(9) Which member on this forum cracks you up the most?
(10) How many more questions am I going to ask you?

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Teenager:
If you come to a four-way stop, how do you know if you can go first?

:moo: Longhorn's Rule: If there's any doubt in your mind who's turn it is, then it must be mine.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

CzechPrince:
When I take over Sony or Samsung one day, I'll make sure some things changes around there, oh and I'll send you a free TV with 2 remotes.

:moo: Oh, good. Since you're so sensitive to consumer needs, here's my next question. Why does bikini underwear for men always come in multi-color packs? What's a guy to do, if he wants all white ones?

[Peachdiane]

Longhorn's Rule: If there's any doubt in your mind who's turn it is, then it must be mine.

Otherwise, you'll be at parked at the intersection for a long time.

[Crusader]

I think this has to win the "Crusader's Award for Strangest Thread I have Yet Seen".:question: :moo:

[PrezLeefun]

Hey guys. I'm back at least for today. CP did you miss me???? lol

[CzechPrince]

(1) Do you think you are hot looking?

Do you think I'm hot looking :smirky:

In all honesty, no I don't think I am, "hot." I certainly do not think I'm ugly, but I do not think I am above average or anything.


(2) Does your G/F think so?

Well she's hot, (I've posted pictures of her before on here) and we've been dating for about 2 years, so I guess so:grin:

(3) What's your favorite bible passage/verse?

Oh wow, I have a lot.

Mark 14:62: And Jesus said to him: I am. And you shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of the power of God, and coming with the clouds of heaven.

Luke 1:28: And the angel being come in, said unto her: Hail, Mary! Full of grace, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

Apocolypse 12:1: And a great sign appeared in heaven: A woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars: 2 And being with child, she cried travailing in birth, and was in pain to be delivered. 3 And there was seen another sign in heaven: and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads, and ten horns: and on his head seven diadems: 4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman who was ready to be delivered; that, when she should be delivered, he might devour her son. 5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with an iron rod: and her son was taken up to God, and to his throne.



(4) Your favorite politician?

Ronald Reagan


(5) Have you ever tried inventing a religion?

No, I will die a Roman Catholic.

(6) What's your motto?

Can't really think of one that isn't humorous or an, "Inside Joke" or a religious one, but a serious one I like Pravda vítězí (Truth Prevails).

(7) What's you major?

I am majoring in Political Science, concentration in Foreign Relations and minoring in Religious Studies at UVA.

(8) What is "clubbing"(from your profile)??

I love going to clubs: dancing, drinking, etc.

(9) Which member on this forum cracks you up the most?

Wyatt Junker, I need to grab a beer with that guy before one of us dies.


(10) How many more questions am I going to ask you?

I hope a lot, I love this thread.

[CzechPrince]

Hey guys. I'm back at least for today. CP did you miss me???? lol

DID I?

Of course!

[CzechPrince]

I think this has to win the "Crusader's Award for Strangest Thread I have Yet Seen".:question: :moo:

Awesome, aren't you glad to be a part of it?

[CzechPrince]

:moo: Oh, good. Since you're so sensitive to consumer needs, here's my next question. Why does bikini underwear for men always come in multi-color packs? What's a guy to do, if he wants all white ones?

Go on Ebay and buy a whole bunch of individual white ones, that or by 10 multi colored packs so you can get 10 white bikini briefs, but I do not quite know your financial staus.

[Trevelyan]

So, is having your own thread everything it is cracked up to be.........and more?

Oh, and what is your:

Favorite movie?

Show?

Band?

Song?

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Do you think New Orleans will be rebuilt?

[CzechPrince]

So, is having your own thread everything it is cracked up to be.........and more?

Oh, and what is your:


Uhh, I have a lot of each....lol, I'll paste the responses from a profile I have online.

Favorite movie?

The Breakfast Club, Les Miserables, Donnie Darko, Braveheart, The Patriot, Zoolander, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Carribean, Boondock Saints, Last Samurai, Count of monte cristo, or any other good movie based on historic events or one that takes place in an older period of time.



Show?

Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Real World, Queer as Folk, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of the Hill, Simpsons, 24, News, ESPN, Monday Night Football, European Soccer, that's all I can think of right now.

Band?

A Static Lullaby, Adara, AFI, American Hi-Fi, Anti-Flag, At the Drive In, Arcade Fire, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Bush, The Casualties, Circa Survive, Cursive, Darkest Hour, Dead Kennedys, Death Cab for Cutie, Desaparecidos, Deftones, Foo Fighters, From Autumn to Ashes, Get up Kids, Haste the Day, Head Automatica, Heroin, HIM, Hopesfall, Hot Water Music, Incubus, Led Zeppelin, Matchbook Romance, Minor Threat, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Norma Jean, Pink Floyd, Poison The Well, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Raised Fist, Rise Against, Rites of Spring, Sex Pistols, Silverchair, Soundgarden, Sparta, Stone Temple Pilots, Strike Anywhere, Taking Back Sunday, The Doors, The Burning Season, The Killers, The Explosion, The Mars Volta, The Postal Service, The Shins, The Strokes, The Used, The Vines, Thrice, Thursday, Underoath, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, Waiting for Tommorrow, White Stripes, Winter Solstice.... and I like techno (The European and Club boy in me) and rap as well.

**I listen to a lot of Russian and Eastern European music as well, like Linda, Ruslana Lyzhichko, Tatu, Zemfira, Russkiy Razmer Turbomoda, Kino, Ariya, Yuliya Savicheva, Chicherina, etc.**


Song?

To many to name, esp. with all of those listed above.

[CzechPrince]

:moo: Do you think New Orleans will be rebuilt?

Yes, unfortunently, a foolish waste of tax payer money.

[Teenager]

Dude, that's a lot of shows and bands....

[CzechPrince]

Dude, that's a lot of shows and bands....

Yeah, I have good taste what can I say?

[Trevelyan]

Radiohead


Good man. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Trevelyan/righton.gif

[Elgalad]

Hmm, I have a few..

1) Will you become a King someday?
1a) and if so, would your membership here on Free Conservatives be known as your CzechKing account?
1b) and if it is, would you consider loaning me some $$?

2) How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
2a) Yes and how many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
2b) Yes and how many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?
2c) How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
2d) Yes and how many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
2e) Yes and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?
2f) How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
2g) Yes and how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
2h) Yes and how many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

3) What is your favorite Paradox?
3a) What is your favorite Oxymoron?
3b) What is your favorite Palindrome?
3c) What is your favorite Simile?
3d) What is your favorite Spoonerism?

4) What is Godwin's Law?

5) Is Raw really war?

6) Are you sick of Elgalad's questions yet?

7) At what temperature does the brain begin to die?

"Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would go away."

8) Who is the man?

9) What do the angels name the rare and radiant maiden?
9B) Is she really nameless here forevermore?



-Elgalad

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: A Diesel train travelling at 60 mph has a head-on collision with a mosquito, which stops the train dead in its tracks. How fast was the mosquito travelling?

[Melz]

From Elgalad:

"1) Will you become a King someday?
1a) and if so, would your membership here on Free Conservatives be known as your CzechKing account?
1b) and if it is, would you consider loaning me some $$?"

Okay that was hilarious..lol.

Czech do you have an accent? What's it sound like? Probably sorta Czechy I would assume but I have never heard that kind of accent before.

[CzechPrince]

Hmm, I have a few..

1) Will you become a King someday?

I doubt it, my ancestors were serfs, not aristocrats, although my family over in the Czech Republic is very, very well off.

1a) and if so, would your membership here on Free Conservatives be known as your CzechKing account?

If I became King, yes I would change my name.

1b) and if it is, would you consider loaning me some $$?

Would you like that in American dollars or Czech Kourna?

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

I don't see that as necessary to be deemed a male. I'll drive.

2a) Yes and how many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
2b) Yes and how many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?
2c) How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
2d) Yes and how many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
2e) Yes and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?
2f) How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
2g) Yes and how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
2h) Yes and how many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

The answere is in the wind.

3) What is your favorite Paradox?

Those that know the least know it the loudest...

3a) What is your favorite Oxymoron?

Music Television (MTV)


3b) What is your favorite Palindrome?

Civic, or Mom will suffice.

3c) What is your favorite Simile?


:whip:

3d) What is your favorite Spoonerism?

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (show you to your seats).


4) What is Godwin's Law?

If I remember correctly (this may not be right) isn't the discussion is over once someone is called a Nazi?

5) Is Raw really war?

No.

6) Are you sick of Elgalad's questions yet?

Not Really.

7) At what temperature does the brain begin to die?

41.1 degrees celcius.


"Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would go away."

8) Who is the man?

Hugh somthing, I forgot.

9) What do the angels name the rare and radiant maiden?

Lenore.

9B) Is she really nameless here forevermore?

Bet your ass she is.

[CzechPrince]

:moo: A Diesel train travelling at 60 mph has a head-on collision with a mosquito, which stops the train dead in its tracks. How fast was the mosquito travelling?

Math was never my strong subject, that's why I am a political science major.

[CzechPrince]

From Elgalad:
Czech do you have an accent?

Yes, it's not as thick as when I first moved here and knew very little English, but you can tell I am from a different country.


What's it sound like? Probably sorta Czechy I would assume but I have never heard that kind of accent before.

You can here Czech spoken here, on Radio Prague. The writing is all in Czech, but look on the far right side of the page and click one of the "Real Audio" players and you can here the news in Czech :grin: (You will need real Player)

http://www.radio.cz/cz/

[queue]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop ?

[CzechPrince]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop ?

I counted around 38 last time I tried.

[Rhino]

Here's one from a t-shirt I have:

If a man speaks in a forest, where no woman can hear, is he still wrong?
I'm thinking it's maybe not such a tough question though, because I almost always get the same answer, from both men and women (unanimous amongst the women).

[CzechPrince]

Here's one from a t-shirt I have:


I'm thinking it's maybe not such a tough question though, because I almost always get the same answer, from both men and women (unanimous amongst the women).

Since Mother Nature is a chick, I guess so.

[Elgalad]

Great answers, CzechPrince! :claps:

Ding Ding Ding Ding!

You advance to Round 2.. :thumb:


Advanced Level Questioneering for the Modern Czech Prince

1. How Long is a Chinese man
Why does this Chinese man keep saying "So Long" to his wife?

2. How many different human beings have walked on the moon?
2b. How many flags did they place on the moon?
2c. What nations do they represent?

3. What is not Constantinople?

"Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward.
All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred."

4. Who were the six hundred?

5. You have agreed to become stranded on a desert island for an indeterminate amount of time. You will have fresh water and food available and can easily make shelter from the resources on the island. You are allowed to take 3 things with you and 3 things only. What are they? (note: they may include living things but not people).

6. What would be your dream career?
6b. Are you currently taking steps to achieve that dream? (school,
networking, interning, etc)
6c. If you have to settle for a 'second choice alternative' career, what would that be?

7. When do the ends justify the means?
7b. When don't the ends justify the means?

8. You suddently find it within your power to eliminate any one 'evil' in the world. You could end poverty, or war, or famine, or any other of humanity's curses. What 'evil' would you abolish forever?

9. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

10. Are you ready for round 3?



-Elgalad

[CzechPrince]

Great answers, CzechPrince! :claps:

Ding Ding Ding Ding!

You advance to Round 2.. :thumb:


Thank you.

Advanced Level Questioneering for the Modern Czech Prince

1. How Long is a Chinese man

No longer than about 5'5 usually.



Why does this Chinese man keep saying "So Long" to his wife?

Because she probably bore him a daughter.

How many different human beings have walked on the moon?

2 I thought, but I'm probably wrong

2b. How many flags did they place on the moon?
2c. What nations do they represent?

http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/icon1.gif:thumb:

3. What is not Constantinople?

Istanbul.

"Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward.
All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred."

4. Who were the six hundred?

I don't know much about Tennyson's poetry. :flushlib.

. You have agreed to become stranded on a desert island for an indeterminate amount of time. You will have fresh water and food available and can easily make shelter from the resources on the island. You are allowed to take 3 things with you and 3 things only. What are they? (note: they may include living things but not people).

My 2 dogs and cat.

Computer, internet/music capability.

Air Conditioner.

What would be your dream career?

Some sort of Mercedes.

Are you currently taking steps to achieve that dream? (school,
networking, interning, etc)

I go to UVA, and am working on getting a congressional internship in DC next summer.

If you have to settle for a 'second choice alternative' career, what would that be?

Government contracting/sales.

When do the ends justify the means?
7b. When don't the ends justify the means?

It depends on the situation.

You suddently find it within your power to eliminate any one 'evil' in the world. You could end poverty, or war, or famine, or any other of humanity's curses. What 'evil' would you abolish forever?

Abortion.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Do you even know the answere to this?

10. Are you ready for round 3?

Bring it.

[queue]

9. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?African or European swallow?

[brilliantLiberal]

:moo: A Diesel train travelling at 60 mph has a head-on collision with a mosquito, which stops the train dead in its tracks. How fast was the mosquito travelling?
It depends on whether you mean this one.



de Havilland D.H.98 Mosquito B.35 (TT.35) RS712 Specifications


<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Manufacturer



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>Airspeed Ltd., Christchurch Aerodrome, Bournemouth Hampshire



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Powerplant



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>Two Rolls Royce Merlin 114A V-12 piston engines



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Fuel Total



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>539 (Imperial) gal.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Oil Total



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>31 gal.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Fuel Capacity (with drop tanks)



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>597 gal.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Wingspan



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>54 ft. 2 in.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Length



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>40 ft. 6 in.*



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Height



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>12 ft. 6 in.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Wing Area



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>435 sq. ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Aspect Ratio



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>6.7



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Dihedral



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>1° 34 ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Span Loading



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>7.5 lbs./sq. ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Wing Loading



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>48 lbs./sq. ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Undercarriage Track



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>16 ft. 4 in.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Tare Weight



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>14,635 lbs.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>All-up Weight



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>23,000 lbs.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Loaded Weight



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>25,200 lbs. (when carrying 4,000 lb. bomb and two drop tanks)



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Landing Weight



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>20,500 lbs.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Maximum Internal Bomb Load



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>4,000 lbs.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Underwing Load



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>1x500 lb. bomb or a 50, 100, or 200 gal. drop tank under each wing



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Maximum Speed



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>415 mph



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Maximum Speed Sea Level



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>326 mph



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Maximum Cruising Speed



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>375 mph TAS at 37,000 ft. (continuous)



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Recommended Cruise Speed



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>300 mph TAS at 25,000 ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Dive Speed



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>400 mph IAS



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Initial Rate of Climb



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>2,500 ft./min. (at sea level, full climb power)



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Maximum Range



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>1,955 miles



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Operational Celing



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>37,000 ft.



</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=311>Crew



</TD><TD vAlign=top width=319>1 pilot, 1 navigator



</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>*Overall length increased to 41 ft. 6 in. when converted to TT.35 and fitted with longer spinners

[dPrasse]

BL , that mosquito is wood ... depends om the quality of the glue .... :D

[CzechPrince]

Yeah I wasn't sure what he meant by mosquito either, but all the same, math is not my strong point.

[Lestat]

Is CzechPrince (member.php?u=167) CzechPrince (member.php?u=167) without being CzechPrince (member.php?u=167)?

[CzechPrince]

Is CzechPrince (http://member.php/?u=167) CzechPrince (http://member.php/?u=167) without being CzechPrince (http://member.php/?u=167)?

Quite simply, no. If any part is missing then it's not the real thing.

[Rhino]

A Diesel train travelling at 60 mph has a head-on collision with a mosquito, which stops the train dead in its tracks. How fast was the mosquito travelling?
An African mosquito, or a European mosquito?



Since Czech has already answered these........

1. How Long is a Chinese man. Why does this Chinese man keep saying "So Long" to his wife?
Because that's her name.

2. How many different human beings have walked on the moon?
12.

2b. How many flags did they place on the moon?
135.

2c. What nations do they represent?
All of them (at that time).

3. What is not Constantinople?
New York, Timbuktu, Bumf**k Egypt...... You want a list?????



4. Who were the six hundred?
The Light Brigade.

5. You have agreed to become stranded on a desert island for an indeterminate amount of time. You will have fresh water and food available and can easily make shelter from the resources on the island. You are allowed to take 3 things with you and 3 things only. What are they? (note: they may include living things but not people).
You must have mistaken me for someone else. I would never agree to leave my wife. The kids maybe, but not the wife......... nor the dogs.

6. What would be your dream career?
Retiree.

6b. Are you currently taking steps to achieve that dream?
Is the Pope Pol ...... uh, German?

6c. If you have to settle for a 'second choice alternative' career, what would that be?
CEO of Microsoft....... Then I'd retire (see question 6 above).

7. When do the ends justify the means?
When the means don't violate your standards of decency, character and integrity. Obviously this would be answered in personal context, as personal standards do differ.

7b. When don't the ends justify the means?
Vice versa.

8. You suddently find it within your power to eliminate any one 'evil' in the world. You could end poverty, or war, or famine, or any other of humanity's curses. What 'evil' would you abolish forever?
Brendas' maladies.

9. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Twice that of a laden swallow.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Rhino:
An African mosquito, or a European mosquito?

:moo: A Texas mosquito. You know, one of the really big ones.

[Lazarus]

What... is your quest?

[Teenager]

If an electric train is traveling west at 60 miles per hour, and carrying 300 people on board, which direction is the smoke traveling?