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Rigfire
02-04-2003, 01:19 PM
Hmmm. Lots of DEEP thinking over the importance of the Columbia breaking up over Palestine, Texas, with an Israeli astronaut aboard.

Well, did you know the shuttle also broke apart over Moscow, Texas? Hmmm. Must be a secret message about letting Russian Jews out of the Soviet Union, eh?

The shuttle also broke apart over Athens, Texas. Was this a secret message for the British Museum to return the Elgin Marbles to Athens, Greece?

Even more amazing, the shuttle disintegrated above Paris, Texas. A message that the French should join Bush's coalition against Iraq?

Finally, the shuttle also broke up over White Settlement, Texas. God's pronouncement on affirmative action?

Anymore silly, stupid coincidences the newspapers have missed?
DesertFox
02-04-2003, 01:23 PM
*snort* *guffaw*

Good one, Rig.
Warlady
02-04-2003, 01:28 PM
I think it means we need to change the names of our towns in Texas!
DesertFox
02-04-2003, 01:35 PM
In Western Oklahoma is a town named Chelsea, and a few score miles down the road is a town named Clinton.
Warlady
02-04-2003, 01:41 PM
I'd have to move.
DoctorDoom
02-04-2003, 04:14 PM
http://www.hell2u.com/Freeze.jpg (http://www.hell2u.com/)
One of two things occured:

1. OJ found the REAL killer
2. The Red Sox won the World Series
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**DONOTDELETE**
02-04-2003, 04:31 PM
Maybe there is a special meaning that it broke up over Texas.. or maybe not...
Stetson
02-04-2003, 05:09 PM
its been film over Flagstaff, Az..so Texas can't hold all the claims
rbisrb2
02-04-2003, 05:22 PM
It also broke up over Kemp Texas, meaning we should listen to Jack Kemp's economic plan.

It also broke up over Ben Wheeler, Texas, meaning we should not Tax Truck drivers named Ben.

It also broke up over 7-points Texas, showing the seven points of light that children will be taught about when studying the search of space. (Now that one is appropriate!)
Riverboat
02-04-2003, 06:30 PM
Desert Fox: A town called Clinton and Chelsea? Talk about a few miles of bad road. Full of potholes, too, I'd wager. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Warlady
02-04-2003, 06:31 PM
Doc I love that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rbisrb2
02-04-2003, 09:10 PM
Well there is a town about halfway between P'Cola and Ft. Walton Beach, and a little north of Navarre FL, called Billory.
Gone_with_the_Wind
02-04-2003, 10:00 PM
[ QUOTE ]
DoctorDoom said:
http://www.hell2u.com/Freeze.jpg (http://www.hell2u.com/)
One of two things occured:

1. OJ found the REAL killer
2. The Red Sox won the World Series
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OR... 3. The day Hell froze over.
Wyatt_Junker
02-04-2003, 10:11 PM
That's a beaut Doctor.

I choose Ojay BTW.