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Timberwolf
10-13-2005, 04:09 PM
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become

Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler
Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become
Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining merge to become
Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become
Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining merge
to become Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin
manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
merge and become Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company
will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization for
Women will merge and become Knott NOW!

queue
10-14-2005, 01:40 PM
Those are great. :hahaha:

Large_Al
10-15-2005, 09:15 AM
Very funny!!

ThomasMore
10-15-2005, 10:25 PM
Great!


Here is one more. Italy's national airline Alitalia and El Al Israel Airlines merge to form Well I'll Tellya.

Timberwolf
10-16-2005, 12:54 PM
LOL Thomas...good one!

ChiliJ
10-16-2005, 06:54 PM
Those are good! I think I like MMMGood the best :)

ThomasMore
01-28-2006, 01:44 PM
Here's another:

Britain's ship line Cunard and Irish airline Aer Lingus merge to form ...

Cun ... (oh, never mind). :blush:

EveningStar
01-28-2006, 01:55 PM
Mother's Cookies and Smucker's Jam could merge and become Mother Smuckers.

ThomasMore
01-31-2006, 04:40 PM
Mother's Cookies and Smucker's Jam could merge and become Mother Smuckers.

Cookies and jam. Sounds like Instant Diabetes to me...:grin: