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Longhorn_Platinum
10-17-2005, 07:17 PM
:moo: Happy birthdy, BarkleUSA.
HomeschoolrsRUs
10-17-2005, 07:19 PM
http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/party.gifHave a very happy birthday Barkle, may the Lord richly bless you.http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/party.gif
Hms
DoctorDoom
10-18-2005, 06:36 AM
A word from a resident antique: you never get older, you just become more mature.
HB, dude!
happy Bday to Barkle!
Glad to have you here, have a great day !!!
Wolfcounsel
10-18-2005, 06:57 AM
Happy Birthday, Barkle!
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dPrasse
10-18-2005, 07:09 AM
Happy b-day Barkle ...
Large_Al
10-18-2005, 07:59 AM
Hope you have a fun one!
TechnoPrincess
10-18-2005, 08:23 AM
Happy Birthday!!!
Pendragon_6
10-18-2005, 08:38 AM
Barkle:
Have a beer on me. hehe
Happy B-Day.
DesertFox
10-18-2005, 08:39 AM
Have a happy birthday, dude.
Patriot Heart
10-18-2005, 09:57 AM
Eat more cake!!
Etaoin
10-18-2005, 11:14 AM
Happy Birthday, and a belated welcome!
BarkleUSA
10-18-2005, 08:04 PM
Thanks guys (or to be politically correct Thanks persons).
I am 46 years old today but dont feel a day over 50.
Did you know your Birthday greetings reveal much about your belief system?
IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.
CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.
COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.
CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.
AGNOSTICISM: I'm not sure if it's your birthday or not.
ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.
HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
HINDUISM: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?
TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.
BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.
EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you! Care for some Dry Sack?
LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send cards and gifts, right?
EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.
FUNDAMENTALISM: But when is your _spiritual_ birthday?
SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.
CONSERVATIVISM Happy birthday my good friend. God bless you and yours. And God bless our great nation.
LIBERALISM Die you conservative puke! You are the reason this country is swirling down the toilet.
Source... (http://www.allcleanhumor.com/jokesarchive/arc78.shtml)
Teenager
10-18-2005, 08:22 PM
Thanks guys (or to be politically correct Thanks persons).
I am 46 years old today but dont feel a day over 50.
Did you know your Birthday greetings reveal much about your belief system?
IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.
CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.
COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.
CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.
AGNOSTICISM: I'm not sure if it's your birthday or not.
ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.
HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
HINDUISM: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?
TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.
BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.
EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you! Care for some Dry Sack?
LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send cards and gifts, right?
EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.
FUNDAMENTALISM: But when is your _spiritual_ birthday?
SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.
CONSERVATIVISM Happy birthday my good friend. God bless you and yours. And God bless our great nation.
LIBERALISM Die you conservative puke! You are the reason this country is swirling down the toilet.
Source... (http://www.allcleanhumor.com/jokesarchive/arc78.shtml)
:hahaha: :hahaha:
Happy Birthday, dude. Eat lots of beans, and make everyone faint on your oldest birthday yet!
Oh, I almost forgot, when is your spiritual birthday?!? :grin:
Warlady
10-18-2005, 08:31 PM
Barkle happy birthday you are a hoot. You're 46 and don't feel a day over 50 LOL
Federal Farmer
10-18-2005, 08:47 PM
Happy Birthday Barkle! And God bless.
Idealist-Conservative greetings.
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