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Longhorn_Platinum
10-17-2005, 07:17 PM
:moo: Happy birthdy, BarkleUSA.

HomeschoolrsRUs
10-17-2005, 07:19 PM
http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/party.gifHave a very happy birthday Barkle, may the Lord richly bless you.http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/party.gif
Hms

DoctorDoom
10-18-2005, 06:36 AM
A word from a resident antique: you never get older, you just become more mature.

HB, dude!

Melz
10-18-2005, 06:54 AM
happy Bday to Barkle!

Glad to have you here, have a great day !!!

Wolfcounsel
10-18-2005, 06:57 AM
Happy Birthday, Barkle!

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dPrasse
10-18-2005, 07:09 AM
Happy b-day Barkle ...

Large_Al
10-18-2005, 07:59 AM
Hope you have a fun one!

TechnoPrincess
10-18-2005, 08:23 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

Pendragon_6
10-18-2005, 08:38 AM
Barkle:

Have a beer on me. hehe

Happy B-Day.

DesertFox
10-18-2005, 08:39 AM
Have a happy birthday, dude.

Patriot Heart
10-18-2005, 09:57 AM
Eat more cake!!

Etaoin
10-18-2005, 11:14 AM
Happy Birthday, and a belated welcome!

BarkleUSA
10-18-2005, 08:04 PM
Thanks guys (or to be politically correct – Thanks persons).

I am 46 years old today – but don’t feel a day over 50.

Did you know your Birthday greetings reveal much about your belief system?

IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.

CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.

COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.

CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.

AGNOSTICISM: I'm not sure if it's your birthday or not.

ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.

HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?

HINDUISM: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?

TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.

BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?

CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.

EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you! Care for some Dry Sack?

LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send cards and gifts, right?

EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.

FUNDAMENTALISM: But when is your _spiritual_ birthday?

SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.

QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.

UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.

CONSERVATIVISM – Happy birthday my good friend. God bless you and yours. And God bless our great nation.

LIBERALISM – Die you conservative puke! You are the reason this country is swirling down the toilet.

Source... (http://www.allcleanhumor.com/jokesarchive/arc78.shtml)

Teenager
10-18-2005, 08:22 PM
Thanks guys (or to be politically correct – Thanks persons).

I am 46 years old today – but don’t feel a day over 50.

Did you know your Birthday greetings reveal much about your belief system?

IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.

CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.

COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.

CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.

AGNOSTICISM: I'm not sure if it's your birthday or not.

ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.

HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?

HINDUISM: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?

TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.

BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?

CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.

EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you! Care for some Dry Sack?

LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send cards and gifts, right?

EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.

FUNDAMENTALISM: But when is your _spiritual_ birthday?

SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.

QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.

UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.

CONSERVATIVISM – Happy birthday my good friend. God bless you and yours. And God bless our great nation.

LIBERALISM – Die you conservative puke! You are the reason this country is swirling down the toilet.

Source... (http://www.allcleanhumor.com/jokesarchive/arc78.shtml)


:hahaha: :hahaha:


Happy Birthday, dude. Eat lots of beans, and make everyone faint on your oldest birthday yet!


Oh, I almost forgot, when is your spiritual birthday?!? :grin:

Warlady
10-18-2005, 08:31 PM
Barkle happy birthday you are a hoot. You're 46 and don't feel a day over 50 LOL

Federal Farmer
10-18-2005, 08:47 PM
Happy Birthday Barkle! And God bless.

Idealist-Conservative greetings.