The_Fireman
10-18-2005, 08:39 AM
When WILL It End?
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get
up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat
in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How
long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get
up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat
in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How
long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes