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adstrinity
10-19-2005, 02:39 PM
Yeah, you read that correctly. More pointless than Sweetest Day, it is. I don't even know how to begin to celebrate...
Eagle1
10-19-2005, 02:59 PM
i thought it was the 24th
I will celebrate by following the example of the UN. Today I will do nothing.
dPrasse
10-19-2005, 03:21 PM
Help them move to the Hague ?
Or , if they want to truly be leaders and set a good example .... move the UN to deep dark Africa ... amongst the aids , mosquitos and the murdering despots .....
adstrinity
10-19-2005, 03:46 PM
i thought it was the 24th
Yargh. You know what? You're right. :crazy: :blush: I was misreading the online calendar elsewhere. My appologies. Oh well...at least we all have more time to plan. ...I wonder if there will be protests....orgaized, I mean...
Lazarus
10-20-2005, 08:50 AM
I will celebrate by following the example of the UN. Today I will do nothing.HA! Good idea, MSGT...
Or , if they want to truly be leaders and set a good example .... move the UN to deep dark Africa ... amongst the aids , mosquitos and the murdering despots .....Even better!!! But we're never gonna see that, are we? They can't live like spoiled royalty-gone-bad in Africa... If they abuse their diplomatic immunity and abuse traffic laws in Africa, who would know?
Yes I like this idea... Let's choose some delightful little corner of Africa that will benefit most from the local presence of Kofi and de boys... Like, say.....Liberia?... Chad?... No...........ZIMBABWE!!! The glittering jewel of Sub-Saharan Africa... Symbol of freedom from the yoke of White Imperialism... Yessssssssssss!!!:thumb:
I look forward to the day when we have a special holiday celebrating our resignation/freedom from this international farce...
Beowulf
10-20-2005, 12:22 PM
Not a day to celebrate for sure!
BEST45CAL
10-20-2005, 05:33 PM
Yeah, I heard that you celebrate "U.N. Day" by wearing a bright baby blue beret and ascot. Then you run through a muslim neighborhood so they can shoot you in the head while you're waving a white flag and running away with your pants down around your ankles.
U.N. Day...how stupid.:smirky:
DoctorDoom
10-20-2005, 06:04 PM
In honor of Useless Notions Day ...
<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/CalvinPeeUN.png" /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/DogPeeUN.png" />
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Screw_The_UN.jpg" /></center>
ErikTheRed
10-20-2005, 07:19 PM
Fake news report, what the hell.
(Associated Pricks) Oct. 20, 2005
The United Nations InterGovernmental Climate Panel met for their first time in the Caribbean inside the opulent Coral Room of The InterContinental of Cozumel to discuss global warming, their first visit to the Mexican island. As a potentially catastrophic Category 4 Hurricane Wilma lashed the island with 18 foot waves and wind gusts of up to 135 miles per hour, the panel debated on the effects of volcanos, automobile emissions, aerosols and carbon dioxide gases emitted by humans that have seemingly had an effect on global weather patterns. Unfortunately, the U.N. Conference was cancelled and quickly evacuated due to an unforseen weather event.
Fake news report, what the hell.
(Associated Pricks) Oct. 20, 2005
The United Nations InterGovernmental Climate Panel met for their first time in the Caribbean inside the opulent Coral Room of The InterContinental of Cozumel to discuss global warming, their first visit to the Mexican island. As a potentially catastrophic Category 4 Hurricane Wilma lashed the island with 18 foot waves and wind gusts of up to 135 miles per hour, the panel debated on the effects of volcanos, automobile emissions, aerosols and carbon dioxide gases emitted by humans that have seemingly had an effect on global weather patterns. Unfortunately, the U.N. Conference was cancelled and quickly evacuated due to an unforseen weather event.
DAMN!! Right before UN day?? Now they will miss all the festive UN parades and bbq's!!!!
I wonder if I can petition to have "casual" dress day at work in celebration of such a ..UN..?
ErikTheRed
10-20-2005, 10:41 PM
Hawaiian shirts and torn khakis are recommended! Tommy bahama shorts are for wannabes! LOL!
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