Why Can't I Get Arrested?

[DeclinetoState]

I'm getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?

Democrat prosecutor Barry Krischer has spent two years and hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to find some criminal charge to bring against Rush Limbaugh. Political hack Ronnie Earle spent three years and went through six grand juries to indict Tom DeLay. Liberals spent the last two years fantasizing in public about Karl Rove being indicted. Newt Gingrich was under criminal investigation for 3 1/2 years back in the '90s when liberals were afraid of him. Final result: No crime.

And of course, everybody cool in the Reagan administration was indicted. Or at least investigated and persecuted. Reagan's sainted attorney general Ed Meese was criminally investigated for 14 months before the prosecutor announced that he didn't have anything (but denounced Meese as a crook anyway).
Ann Coulter (http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/welcome.cgi)

These liberals are fanatics about privacy when it comes to man-boy sex and stabbing forks into partially-born children. But a maid alleges that she bought Rush Limbaugh a few Percodans, and suddenly the government has declared a war on prescription painkillers.


Ann's not as ugly as Cindy Sheehan, so she can't get arrested.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

I read this article earlier today on Townhall, and laughed so hard it almost brought tears. I don't usually read Ann, unless someone posts something here. I can't say I am one of her loyal fans, but every once in a while she does say something I find interesting. This article caught my eye, and was worth the read, imo. :smirky:

[pepsipaul]

What can I say? Those are liberals for you. They are ignorant extremists that can't stand that the Republicans have the House, Senate, and Presidency.

If a Republican makes a difference in people's lives, the liberals have to go after him or her. Us Republicans aren't allowed to do good, it's against everything a liberal stands for.

[Beowulf]

If a Republican makes a difference in people's lives, the liberals have to go after him or her. Us Republicans aren't allowed to do good, it's against everything a liberal stands for.

Simple reason for this, Pepsi. To be a Liberal you MUST be miserable and think just like everyone else. No individuality allowed.

[The_Sonarman]

Simple reason for this, Pepsi. To be a Liberal you MUST be miserable and think just like everyone else. No individuality allowed.
More than that, Liberals aren't satisfied with just being miserable. They take action to inflict misery on everyone.

[DesertFox]

...and follow up to ensure everyone IS miserable, and to see how people can be made even more miserable.

[DesertFox]

By the way: I'LL arrest you, Annie.

[Maggie_T]

And I'll bail her out. ;)

In olden days, there was Attila the Hun, the Scourge of Whathaveyou. Nowadays, we have liberals.

I much prefer old Atty. True, I probably would not have reached my exalted age with him around. But at least, Attila was honest about it. You got in his way, he eliminated you. End of story.

Not like liberals, who make sure you "live" (unless, of course, you're a fetus) for the sole purpose of inflicting misery, hardship, and dictatorship on you till the end of your days.

If you ask me, Attila was much more merciful. Better a swift death and have done with it, than a life of eternal repression and slavery at the hands of liberals.

[dPrasse]

By the way: I'LL arrest you, Annie.


House arrest , shall I assume ?

[DeclinetoState]

I much prefer old Atty. True, I probably would not have reached my exalted age with him around. If your exalted age is 48, remember that Attila himself died when he was about 47--possibly murdered by his bride on his wedding night.

[Maggie_T]

Oh, I don't think Attila was too fastidious about details when it came to, ah, "house cleaning," Decline. ;)

And I still prefer his "method" to that of liberals, so help me God.

[DeclinetoState]

'Oh, I don't think Attila was too fastidious about details when it came to, ah, "house cleaning," . . . '

Which might explain the circumstances of his death, if you know what I mean.

(To be truthful, like much about his life, his death is wrapped in legends and contradictory or at least unverifiable stories.)

[Maggie_T]

(To be truthful, like much about his life, his death is wrapped in legends and contradictory or at least unverifiable stories.)

Blimey. So he has something in common with Hillary Clinton ... among other things. ;)

[DeclinetoState]

So he has something in common with Hillary Clinton ... among other Democrats.