Sen. Kennedy to Publish Children's Book

[EveningStar]

Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."

More (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060109/ap_en_ot/books_ted_kennedy)

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[BuckeyeMike]

Hmmmmm, murderers writing children's books.....must be a new trend....didn't save Tookie's ass though did it? Too bad "The Swimmer" is one of those elitists that are apparently above the law!!!

[Un Con Troll Able]

Since it's Teddy on the cover, then shouldn't it be a St. Bernard with him--with one of those "XXX" mini-kegs hanging from around its neck?

[aaron11]

My Senator (Uncle Teddy) and Me---

Next thing ya' know Saddam Hussein will be writing a book about Liberty and human rights...

My Dictator and Me... " A mangled corpses view of Iraq "Pre-American liberation"

[DeclinetoState]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/artandlife/1404AP_Books_Ted_Kennedy.html

NEW YORK -- Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."

Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May.

"I am very excited about the opportunity to create a book for young readers and their families that will deepen their understanding of how our American government works," Kennedy said in a statement Monday issued by Scholastic.

According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"


Madonna, Tookie Williams, Ted Kennedy--all these people of questionable moral character writing children's books. (What's really creepy about this list of people is that, by far, Madonna is the least immoral of the group.) Who's next, Scott Peterson, with a book about Conner, his son that he murdered? Charles Manson, with a book about Sharon Tate's unborn baby murdered along with her?

"Kennedy's book 'not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life. . ." Does this include a tour of the Washington-area bars?

"Splash" is the dog's name? How come everything about Kennedy makes me think of what he did to Mary Jo Kopechne? I know; I suppose it should all just be water under the bridge--damn! Maybe if he'd had a Portuguese water dog in that Oldsmobile . . . he'd have been president by now. Yikes!

"Eveybody Wins!" Typical lib-speak, IMHO.

[Lazarus]

HAHAHAHA!!! Of all the Dog breeds he could have chosen, a Portugese WATER Spaniel...!!! That's classic... And I bet he didnt even plan it that way... :D

[Large_Al]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/artandlife/1404AP_Books_Ted_Kennedy.html



Madonna, Tookie Williams, Ted Kennedy--all these people of questionable moral character writing children's books. (What's really creepy about this list of people is that, by far, Madonna is the least immoral of the group.) Who's next, Scott Peterson, with a book about Conner, his son that he murdered? Charles Manson, with a book about Sharon Tate's unborn baby murdered along with her?

"Kennedy's book 'not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life. . ." Does this include a tour of the Washington-area bars?

"Splash" is the dog's name? How come everything about Kennedy makes me think of what he did to Mary Jo Kopechne? I know; I suppose it should all just be water under the bridge--damn! Maybe if he'd had a Portuguese water dog in that Oldsmobile . . . he'd have been president by now. Yikes!

"Eveybody Wins!" Typical lib-speak, IMHO.



LMAO

[dPrasse]

And every single book comes with free Red Cross swimming instruction coupons and a snorkel ...

[DeclinetoState]

HAHAHAHA!!! Of all the Dog breeds he could have chosen, a Portugese WATER Spaniel...!!! That's classic... And I bet he didnt even plan it that way... :D

His judgment may have been impaired at the time.

[Antigone]

HAHAHAHA!!! Of all the Dog breeds he could have chosen, a Portugese WATER Spaniel...!!! That's classic... And I bet he didnt even plan it that way... :D

Not only that, he named him "SPLASH"!!!! :hahaha:

[DoctorDoom]

Little known is that the corpulent, drunken pig also runs a franchise of day care centers. Here's a photo from the TedCare in Bahstin.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/TedCare.jpg" />

[EveningStar]

http://www.iowapresidentialwatch.com/images/cartoons/StoryTimeLg.JPG

[dPrasse]

Excellent find ES !!!

[Teenager]

I doubt Ted Kennedy has anything as creative as "hulk-boobs" in his book! :D :D

[TechnoPrincess]

:hahaha: :hahaha:

ES...that is priceless!

[EveningStar]

I confess that I found it on another forum.

[TotallyAtPeace]

"Kennedy's book 'not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life. . ." Does this include a tour of the Washington-area bars?

"Splash" is the dog's name? How come everything about Kennedy makes me think of what he did to Mary Jo Kopechne? I know; I suppose it should all just be water under the bridge--damn! Maybe if he'd had a Portuguese water dog in that Oldsmobile . . . he'd have been president by now. Yikes!.

That's so wrong. :grin: He is one scary mofo.


:hahaha:

[Naturalized-Texan]

Mary Jo Kopechne was not available to comment on the swimmer's children's book.

[Riverboat]

And every single book comes with free Red Cross swimming instruction coupons and a snorkel ...You also get ten dollars off if you mention his name at Au Bar in Massachusetts.

[sunsettommy]

From the posted link:


"I am very excited about the opportunity to create a book for young readers and their families that will deepen their understanding of how our American government works," Kennedy said in a statement Monday issued by Scholastic.

According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"


Gosh I thought the public school system was already doing that!
:djd:

[TotallyAtPeace]

he's a 'lardarse' :whistle: http://www.totalimmersion.net/2005articles/march/AlanSwimming.jpg

[dajoga]

And every single book comes with free Red Cross swimming instruction coupons and a snorkel ..
Chaper 1 is: Splash learns vital lifeguard techniques

[DoctorDoom]

<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Kennedymobile.jpg" /></center>

[dajoga]

Chapter two illustration (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764551515.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

[TotallyAtPeace]

All kidding aside. I've never seen that photo of his Oldsmobile. Is that MaryJo on the ground? That's groteque. :barf:

[Peachdiane]

I'm surprised there's no "Glub Glub" the kitty in the book...

[Tazeeyore]

Kennedy's Next Book:

Don't swim for an hour after eating.......or drinking?

Wonder if he included how to be a pompous jackass and still get re-elected by complete idiots in MA?

[DoctorDoom]

Kennedunk's actual motivation is trying to counter this book.

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