No Democrat Left Behind

[Pendragon_6]

February 2nd, 2006
American Thinker


Watching the President’s State of the Union speech one could be forgiven for coming away with the impression only one side of the House chamber was grounded in reality. The contrast between what the President was saying on the podium and the pouting, grimacing, dour faced Democrats, who resembled squirming little children getting antsy during a long church service, was extraordinary.

It only served to highlight the opposition party’s need for an intervention of sorts – one that would save them from their own folly and bring them back into the mainstream of American thought.

In fact, one could compare the plight of the Democratic Party with the problems associated with children whose schools are so bad that federal intervention is necessary in order to correct the situation. It is in that spirit that I propose a brand new federal program geared toward helping our friends across the aisle catch up to the rest of America in their attitudes toward security, the war, and perhaps most importantly, what decade we live in.



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American Thinker (http://www.americanthinker.com/articles.php?article_id=5213)

[brilliantLiberal]

What if the gave a State of the Union Address and nobody came?

Rather than act like spoiled ADHD children toward the end of a ten hour revival meeting, why didn't the Democrats simply decline to attend and instead have a backyard barbeque? It would have accomplished the same thing without having the camera showing their grimaces and recording them for posterity. After all, they already had the speech. They knew no matter what the President said, they weren't going to agree with it. As for attending to show respect, none of them respect either this president or the office, so what difference would it make?

As for Cindy Nobody, why doesn't she go to Iraq and convince them to re-elect Hussein? Then he could order the US out and we would have to go! Of course, what if the terrorists took her hostage and threatened to release her if we didn't comply with their demands? Could we maintain our resolve?

What the president should have said is, "The state of the union is as divided as it has ever been." That would have been the most accurate words of the evening. The crybabies have determined that rather than offer up ideas and alternatives they will continue to campaign on hatred and derision. Hardly enough to inspire and motivate anyone. All the morons who said "Vote or Die" neither voted nor died.

It would have been a good thing to have seen the camera pan to a house half empty. There doesn't seem to be much intelligent life present, anyway.

[Naturalized-Texan]

And they dare call themselves "progressives" when they are actually regressives.

[Lazarus]

Of course, what if the terrorists took her hostage and threatened to release her if we didn't comply with their demands? Could we maintain our resolve?...There are limits to human endurance, BL...

Of course if we could hold out for a week, Zarqawi might just surrender to get away from her... After a week of her flashing her panties at them they would run screaming toward the US troops, throwing down their weapons, begging to be taken away to the protection and peace and quiet of Gitmo...

[Rhino]

...what if the terrorists took her hostage and threatened to release her if we didn't comply with their demands? Could we maintain our resolve?Of course. Why should it be any different with her?

[aaron11]

Bush made the Democrats look like spoiled little children being lectured by the school principal.

Idiots couldn't applaud tax cuts for working folks but vigorously applauded NOT finding a solution to the growing Social Security proplem...

wow, just wow...

[Pendragon_6]

Bush made the Democrats look like spoiled little children being lectured by the school principal.__Aaron11

One small change. The dummiecrats don't look like spoiled children, they are 'spoiled children'.

[Melz]

Question, why is BrilliantLiberal still calling himself a liberal? I didn't disagree with one ounce of his post, I rarely do.

But yep, they looked whiny. Their cohorts are still backing that sort of attitude though. I haven't had a discussion with a liberal who didn't throw a whine or an F-bomb at me within 5 minutes of a discussion.