Congratulations, Wyatt Junker, February 2006 Poster of the Month

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Congratulations, Wyatt Junker, for a job well done. You have won the admiration of your cyberpeers with your outstanding posts. Don't forget to put the PotM banner in your signature line, & wear it with pride.
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[USPatriot8320]

Congrats wyatt

[Warlady]

Congratulations Wyatt. I love your posts...well most of them anyway. You certainly deserve the honor of POM. You sure are entertaining and an excellent lib slayer.

[Beowulf]

:claps: Congrats, Wyatt!

[Charity]

Congrats Wyatt :-)

[nene]

:thumb:

[Teenager]

Yay! Wyatt (finally) won! Wyatt brian is like slick oil grease to liberal fingers cuz it just slips right by them and they don't even understand a word(heck, I can't even understand sometimes:smirky:).....

[UnkHiram]

Congrats Wyatt, but I still dont understand your posts half the time

[EveningStar]

Wyatt, you are unique. And you are a treasure. :)

[Melz]

Awww Wyatt, yay congrats! And W00t!

*I can't wait to hear his acceptance speech!*

[EveningStar]

I still dont understand your posts half the time

Tell me about it! :grin:

[Teenager]

Awww Wyatt, yay congrats! And W00t!

*I can't wait to hear his acceptance speech!*


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[UnkHiram]

I wonder what language his acceptance speech will be in

[DesertFox]

Dude! I mean, like, man, y'know, uh, well, that is, um, y'see, it's, like, man, uh, good on you!

[Elgalad]

Congrat's Mugatu! :grin:

Keep up the craziness!



-Elgalad

[Wolfcounsel]

Congratulations, Wyatt!

[Wyatt_Junker]

Thank you all for your obeisance. It is good to be the new FC don. I will represent, and everyday I will bring it, for my pimp hand is strong.

I've always liked Warlady's hood because 1) I've never been banned from it 2) I've known some of you now, for what... 4 years? and 3) You appreciate the Junk; the aphorisms, the slant ryhmes, the raps, the backbeats, the riffs and the daggers.

I will keep trying to explore these areas while, at the same time, giving turbo-libs big 'ol messy pap smears, pro bono. For I love the smell of fresh lefty ripe chum-in-a-bucket. For it is good food for all of us. And I will then throw it all overboard for each of you to feed on. The smell of wimpy naive blood is what keeps me going, and its rich in riboflavin(a bonus).

Again, thanks for the FC chad.


PS... And lookie, down below... no more George Clooney in my sig for I know that it was tormenting you.

[DesertFox]

Hail the Junkman! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/smilies/thud.gif





Like, kin I have yer audiemograph?

[TechnoPrincess]

Congrats Wyatt :thumb:

[Charity]

Wyatt you're a riot LOL :-)

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

:claps: Wyatt, your mastery of (whatever) language, is both brilliant and, well frankly, twisted ... and I like it (most of the time)! :thumb: Congrats on your honor, sir.

Many Blessings,
Hms

P.S. One day, will you maybe post a translative dictionary so's us su'thener's can understand ya? LOL

:claps:

[DoctorDoom]

You de man, dude! I hereby bestow on you the great honor and privilege of adopting for your use Doom's Two Absolute Rules:

Rule #1: I am always right!
Rule #2: When I am wrong, refer to Rule #1.

[Charity]

Wyatt you may not know this but you have friends on other forums also who speak very highly of you and your ability to kill the trolls. :-)
You are famous my friend. :-)

[SmellyFed]

G-rats Yhat.

[Pendragon_6]

Kudos, Wyatt

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Wyatt, you be famous baby, :smirky: See what their saying about you! (http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9331)

BTW, our site location's been given out again, expect another influx of intestinal debris, http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/goofyeyes.gif

[Charity]

Uh boy here we go again.

BTW, our site location's been given out again, expect another influx of intestinal debris, http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/goofyeyes.gif

[Large_Al]

Wyatt you are just a joy to read. I wish I knew you when I was a yoot in my pot smoking days. Cause some of the stuff you write would have offered hours of contemplation and discussion. I think the POM is in very capable hands. And thanks for losing Geo Clooney it did dive me intestinal discomfort.

[DoctorDoom]

Clooney was pretty good in "Return of The Killer Tomatoes". After that it was all downhill.

[Wyatt_Junker]

I was thinking I would take a celebrity every month and put them in my sig highlighting their dumbass elitism. I started off with Clooney. You will have 30 days of reprieve from my next Hollywood victim.

I am open to suggestions as to which Hollywood ass muncher you would like to see trashed in my sig next.

And thanks all for the kind words.

[Wyatt_Junker]

Homes, you shouldn't have put that STD link on there. It shows me how uncritical they are of context and content.

When I said I weren't none aferd of the terrurists, its because I aint none afurd.

They like to crop what they consider ignant redneck haiku. Without framing it.

The context of that thread was 'terrorists'. Not your average Akbhar. T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T-S.

Apparently they want to defend people who splodey up little children. According to some of the ass-wads, they want me to forgive them with Christlike abandon. They don't want to treat them with equal violence.

I would like to see them say that if it was their kid that got sploshun'd at the S'Barros Pizzeria or the 24 kids that got silenced at the bar mitzvah or one of their spouses who got nine hundered-n-elevened in Manhatten... if they would just turn the good 'ol (cliched) cheek.

Not me. I would find my catharsis like that one Senator who hired a bounty hunter in Iraq, then find the bearded mysogynist in pajamas and then, like prepping a turkey at Thanksgiving, slowly running my machete flat-wise across the bird's belly, back and thighs to loosen the feathers out. Then, kicking the turkey around a couple times into the side of my shed. Then after taking a shot of whiskey and humming the chirpy lyrics to Slayer, sawing off its head.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Homes, you shouldn't have put that STD link on there. It shows me how uncritical they are of context and content.

Awww, I's sorry Wyatt-sir, I's jes thankin' you'd wanna see all yo' fans in da club o'whine 'n' jive. (How was that for my attempt and flattery by imitation? :smirky: ).

Don't mind them Mr. Junker, they too busy spitshining their brains than to actually READ entire threads, http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/icon7.gif .

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Wyatt_Junker:
I am open to suggestions as to which Hollywood ass muncher you would like to see trashed in my sig next.

:moo: Well, there's always Sarah Jessica Parker, who can't make up her mind if she should be a senator from California, or a senator from New York.

:nut:

:moo: Of Course, Barbara Streis& has had a lot of practice making asinine comments. So, just go ahead & choose her. Make it easy on yourself.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Longhorn_Platinum:

:moo: Of Course, Barbara Streis& has had a lot of practice making asinine comments. So, just go ahead & choose her. Make it easy on yourself.

:uhh: Oh, but if you take my suggestion, please refrain from posting her picture.

[Wyatt_Junker]

SJP has the horese teeth, BS has the schnozz. It will be tough to choose.

[Teenager]

I was thinking I would take a celebrity every month and put them in my sig highlighting their dumbass elitism. I started off with Clooney. You will have 30 days of reprieve from my next Hollywood victim.

I am open to suggestions as to which Hollywood ass muncher you would like to see trashed in my sig next.

And thanks all for the kind words.

You shouldn't of tempted me...






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[Warlady]

Wyatt, I do believe you have pissed on the libs on that site. Or is it pissed off? They are livid. BTW I posted. I axed em if they were defending Al Qaeda. It sure seems to me that they are.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Guess what, folks! I finally made the FSTDT hall of fame. Y'all check it out...

http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9241

:moo: Can't ya just feel the love radiating from their replies? But, as Uncle Hiram pointed out, they don't have the cajones to post their replies here.

:question: By the way, Unk, have they included you, yet?

[Teenager]

:moo: Guess what, folks! I finally made the FSTDT hall of fame. Y'all check it out...

http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9241

:moo: Can't ya just feel the love radiating from their replies? But, as Uncle Hiram pointed out, they don't have the cajones to post their replies here.

:question: By the way, Unk, have they included you, yet?

You can see a list of all the "fundie's" from this board that have made the list. But no, Unk hasn't made the list yet. I at one point had 3 comments on there, but now I only have 1... :(

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Julian.:
I wonder if he eats eggs (cakes mayonnaise etc) or only chickens.

:moo: Oh, so humans are no better than chickens? Wow, & they say we say the darnedest things. Maybe we should start our own collection.

[Riverboat]

Wyatt has the medal here, and incurred the wrath of Left over there. All's right with the world.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Wow, & they say we say the darnedest things. Maybe we should start our own collection.

Funny you should mention that. I have been peeking at their site since the blow up a few months ago ... just to see what they are doing, who's being quoted, etc. It's remarkable, if you read THEIR comments to OUR original posts -- and mind you they (our quotes) ARE taken out of context no matter what ol' Noweh says -- they are hi-lariously and ironically full of hypocrisy.

[Riverboat]

Maybe we should start our own collection.That would require bandwidth like the back strap of Anna Nicole's bra. Would that be sufficient?

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Riverboat:
That would require bandwidth like the back strap of Anna Nicole's bra.

:smirky: The circumference of the Earth would be closer to the actual size. But, you know what? This might be a project worth doing. "FSTDTers Say the Darnedest Things". If the Warchic would give permission, it might be worth the effort. Unlike them, we wouldn't have to browse different sites, just theirs.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Only problem with that is it might serve as an invite to them to come troll and infest on a more regular basis. I'm thinking they really aren't worth the effort ... they clearly do themselves more harm and serve the same purpose -- just read the comments in response to the quotes, they are some of the most hypocritical statements I've ever read.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: I guess you're right, & they're probably not worth the effort.

:evilgrin: Nevertheless, it might be neat to have them thoroughly catalogued.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

I guess you're right ...

You can say that again ..... no really, you can say it again, :grin: .


Yes, it would be amusing to see the comparison of our posts they quote, the responses, and how they do the exact same things (hyperbole, ad-homs, wild exaggerations, stretches of the imagination, etc.) that they acuse us of.

[UnkHiram]

Homsey is always right except when she disagrees with me


Talk about your thread drift (GRIN)

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Homsey is always right

Yes, I am ... thank you Unk for that confirmation, :grin: .

[Longhorn_Platinum]

UnkHiram:
Talk about your thread drift (GRIN)

:moo: Wyatt should be proud. If I ever win PotM, I hope that my congratulatory thread will erupt into a lengthy discussion of a worthwhile topic.

:moo: I also hope that somebody will give their life to Jesus at my funeral.