If some KFC eatery had the cojones to do that, I'd drive there for dinner no matter how far it was.
So, would anyone want to eat here?
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Or at their competitor's place ...
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How about a barbecue?
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For a great meat bargain ...
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After dinner, stop for some adult beverages.
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How about a night at the movies?
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Or pick up a couple of rentals from Bad Font Central.
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And get a dozen donuts from the safest place in town.
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A REALLY strict golf course ...
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This explains a lot.
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