What L.I.B.E.R.A L. general orders are.

[HERMAN]

L-ie when caught caught telling a lie.
I-mitate Republicans at election time.
B-e all things to all people.
E-very time there is a problem, in the country, blame Republicans.
R-publicans not terrorists are the enemy.
A-lways talk in the abstact during debates.
L-et Ted Kennedy be your moral leader and let Jessie Jackson be your spiritrual leader.

[Melz]

DNC:

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[SmellyFed]

DNC ... add a U and a E and you get DuNCe.