Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa? (not from The Onion)

[EveningStar]

Paris Hilton is set to play Mother Teresa. The hotel heiress is wanted to portray the saintly charity worker by award-wining Indian director T Rajeevnath in a biopic on the nun's life. More (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/02/14/paris_hilton_as_mother_teresa/)

[DeclinetoState]

The movie will have to be heavy on special effects to pull this off, won't it?

Paris playing Mother Teresa would be sort of like Richard Simmons playing Ted Kennedy.

[S-T]

I don't think Mother Teresa would be too thrilled that a movie about her life will be rated XXX.

Seriously, Hilton can't act. Has anyone seen House of Wax? She's so wooden it's a joke.

[DoctorDoom]

That's contemptible beyond words. It's equivalent to casting Long Dong Silver as Billy Graham.

Rajeevnath got the idea to cast Paris in the unlikely role after being impressed by her when she refused to strip off for Playboy magazine.That's definitely a qualification. :rolleyes: Obviously Rajeevnath is unaware that her major claim to fame is a pornographic video that saturated the Internet a few years ago.

Google images with Moderate Safe Search on:

Results 1 - 20 of about 58,000 for "paris hilton".

With filtering off:

Results 1 - 20 of about 414,000 for "paris hilton".

What does that tell you, Rajeevnath?

[S-T]

Rajeevnath got the idea to cast Paris in the unlikely role after being impressed by her when she refused to strip off for Playboy magazine.Doom made an excellent point, but allow me to offer an explanation of why Ms. Hilton would not strip for Playboy.

The issue would sell very poorly because she is not attractive. She did not want to be humiliated by the poor sales.

[Large_Al]

The title of this thread is like something you would say followed by "When Hell Freezes Over"

[TechnoPrincess]

This is a joke right? I mean this site is like The Onion, right???

NO?!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!

:thud:

[DesertFox]

Paris Hilton has enough trouble playing Paris Hilton.

[The_Sonarman]

Paris Hilton has enough trouble playing Paris Hilton.

True.

[Republican_Legion]

Paris Hilton is not only Ugly but she is a FAKE.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

[DeclinetoState]

Paris Hilton is not only Ugly but she is a FAKE.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

Her nose isn't as messed up as Michael Jackson's--yet.

[Rhino]

Paris Hilton is not only Ugly but she is a FAKE.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htmWell, the link says "rhino", but she doesn't look anything like me, so obviously the surgery was a failure. Too bad for her.

[DeclinetoState]

Are you saying the horn fell off her nose, Rhino?

:D :grin:

[BEST45CAL]

I think she'd be a great choice in about 5 years from now. By then, all of that tanning, partying and sleeping around will have caught up with her.

I'm sure she'd look like a dehydrated Shar-Pei by then.

[TechnoPrincess]

Paris Hilton is not only Ugly but she is a FAKE.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

She had a cute nose in the beginning, now it is sort of odd looking...

[Tumblehome]

I agree with the post above. She was kind of cute before the surgery and now she is ugly.

Cosmetic surgery is depressing. I find that most of the time people are ruining perfectly nice bodies. Its a real shame when people ruin nice faces or when women ruin their nice but small chests. Its conformity to a percieved societal preference that I don't think is very accurate.