Impeach Bush, by Garrison Keillor

[DeclinetoState]

The man was lost and then he was found and now he's more lost than ever -- and he's taking us into the darkness with him. It's time to remove him.

By Garrison Keillor

These are troubling times for all of us who love this country, as surely we all do, even the satirists. You may poke fun at your mother, but if she is belittled by others it burns your bacon. A blowhard French journalist writes a book about America that is full of arrogant stupidity, and you want to let the air out of him and mail him home flat. You hear young people talk about America as if it's all over, and you trust that this is only them talking tough. And then you read the paper and realize the country is led by a man who isn't paying attention, and you hope that somebody will poke him. Or put a sign on his desk that says, "Try Much Harder."

Do we need to impeach him to bring some focus to this man's life? The man was lost and then he was found and now he's more lost than ever, plus being blind.


http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/03/01/keillor/index_np.html

I wonder if Keillor realizes how irrelevant he is.

[Native American]

By Garrison Keillor

These are troubling times for all of us who love this country, as surely we all do, even the satirists. You may poke fun at your mother, but if she is belittled by others it burns your bacon. A blowhard French journalist writes a book about America that is full of arrogant stupidity, and you want to let the air out of him and mail him home flat. You hear young people talk about America as if it's all over, and you trust that this is only them talking tough. And then you read the paper and realize the country is led by a man who isn't paying attention, and you hope that somebody will poke him.

Actually Garrison, I read the paper and realize how truly incompetent and biased our "news" papers have become.

And I also realize our country is led by a man who (thankfully) twice defeated the Best and the Brightest that you Democrats had to offer, and who has led the GOP to control of both the House and the Senate, and who has placed two apparently solid conservatives on the Supreme Court over the objection of the Democrat Party, and who has passed tax cuts for the American Worker over the objection of the Democrat Party, and who has successfully waged war on Muslim Terrorism over the objection of the Democrat Party.

And then I realize how absolutely miserable and impotent Democrats like you must feel these days, Garrison.

BTW, I've stopped listening to your "it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon" monologues on taxpayer-funded NPR, ever since you started whining like a Democrat (which is what you are) on your show.

You're irrelevent, Garrison.

[RayChuang]

...Here's what I think of your remarks: :stfu:

[Lazarus]

Wait... Wait... Garrison Keillor is speaking... I must stop what im going and listen because his wisdom is the stuff that makes life worth living...

Im going to read his thoughts over and over - just as soon as I scrape this unknown substance from the sole of my shoe - just as soon as I count the mashed and dried chewing gum spots in the parking lot - just as soon as my dead and cremated dog comes back to life and bursts from his urn with all his previous doggy exuberance...

:rolleyes:

[sunsettommy]

I never read any of his books and I am now glad of it.

Woe is the man who attacks others without principle.

[DeclinetoState]

Wasn't Keillor once a good cure for insomnia?

[uncommon1]

Wasn't Keillor once a good cure for insomnia?

Still is.