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DesertFox
03-05-2006, 01:37 PM
Roger Dobson and Abul Taher
TimesOnLine
26 Feb 06


THE modern gentleman may prefer blondes. But new research has found that it was cavemen who were the first to be lured by flaxen locks.

According to the study, north European women evolved blonde hair and blue eyes at the end of the Ice Age to make them stand out from their rivals at a time of fierce competition for scarce males.

The study argues that blond hair originated in the region because of food shortages 10,000-11,000 years ago. Until then, humans had the dark brown hair and dark eyes that still dominate in the rest of the world. Almost the only sustenance in northern Europe came from roaming herds of mammoths, reindeer, bison and horses. Finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men.

Lighter hair colours, which started as rare mutations, became popular for breeding and numbers increased dramatically, according to the research, published under the aegis of the University of St Andrews. ...

A study by the World Health Organisation found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the blond gene. According to the WHO study, the last natural blond is likely to be born in Finland during 2202.

More (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2058688,00.html)

Popperite
03-05-2006, 01:46 PM
Roger Dobson and Abul Taher
TimesOnLine
26 Feb 06


THE modern gentleman may prefer blondes. But new research has found that it was cavemen who were the first to be lured by flaxen locks.

According to the study, north European women evolved blonde hair and blue eyes at the end of the Ice Age to make them stand out from their rivals at a time of fierce competition for scarce males.

The study argues that blond hair originated in the region because of food shortages 10,000-11,000 years ago. Until then, humans had the dark brown hair and dark eyes that still dominate in the rest of the world. Almost the only sustenance in northern Europe came from roaming herds of mammoths, reindeer, bison and horses. Finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men.

Lighter hair colours, which started as rare mutations, became popular for breeding and numbers increased dramatically, according to the research, published under the aegis of the University of St Andrews. ...

A study by the World Health Organisation found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the blond gene. According to the WHO study, the last natural blond is likely to be born in Finland during 2202.

More (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2058688,00.html)

Blonds will become extinct? Not too long ago some people thought blondness was a mark of the "master race". Well, that will show them.

DesertFox
03-05-2006, 02:42 PM
Interestingly, Hitler himself was not blonde.

Skittlekitten
03-06-2006, 10:01 AM
A study by the World Health Organisation found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the blond gene. According to the WHO study, the last natural blond is likely to be born in Finland during 2202.

If I recall correctly, that quote is from a satire/hoax site, and somehow got quoted in a local newspaper. Stupid thing spread from there.


The blond trait would be really hard to trace and such, as it's recessive, and not exactly one gene. Plus, you'd have to define what color actually is defined as blond.

Patriot Heart
03-06-2006, 12:47 PM
Redheads never die, they just get meaner.