Cops: The Yanni Incident (WuzzaDem)

[EveningStar]

Easy-listening music star Yanni spent a night in jail last week after being accused of slapping his girlfriend during a dispute at his Manalapan, Fla., home.

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All right, Lucille, what seems to be the problem this time?

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You keep that sumbitch away from me, sheriff. He done put his hands on me for the last time.

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[Biff]

Easy-listening music star Yanni spent a night in jail last week after being accused of slapping his girlfriend during a dispute at his Manalapan, Fla., home.

I spell his name "Yawni".

[Large_Al]

Whuzza dem is insane.

[UnkHiram]

Star?

[Wolfcounsel]

Isn't that the clown who bought a horse for a few million dollars because Shirley MacLaine told him that the horse was the reincarnation of Ramtha, some ancient teacher of Oriental philosophy? Those crazy tabloids still make interesting reading regardless.