Timberwolf
03-14-2006, 12:25 PM
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. <?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present." <?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Not to worry," said the dad... "the important thing is that we're all here together today."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. I just flew in from L. A. and didn't have time to get you a <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>present... Sorry."<?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>are together today."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>After they had all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found the time to get married."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Yep," said the dad, "and cheap ones too!" <?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present." <?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Not to worry," said the dad... "the important thing is that we're all here together today."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. I just flew in from L. A. and didn't have time to get you a <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>present... Sorry."<?/fontfamily>
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<?/x-tad-smaller><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial>"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us <?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>are together today."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>After they had all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found the time to get married."<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"<?/fontfamily>
<?fontfamily><?param Arial>"Yep," said the dad, "and cheap ones too!" <?/fontfamily>