Large_Al
03-16-2006, 08:31 AM
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I wouldn't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, please, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand, takes a close look, and says "There's nothing wrong with them, and they're not black."
With an effort, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and says, "That was very nice but, ...are... my... test...results...back!!!!"
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I wouldn't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, please, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand, takes a close look, and says "There's nothing wrong with them, and they're not black."
With an effort, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and says, "That was very nice but, ...are... my... test...results...back!!!!"