Timberwolf
03-21-2006, 11:35 AM
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state.
She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should she one
day become the first female President. She referred to her career
as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian
issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was
vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the
crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained
that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it
can no longer fly.
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state.
She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should she one
day become the first female President. She referred to her career
as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian
issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was
vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the
crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained
that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it
can no longer fly.