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The_Sonarman
03-21-2006, 03:53 PM
Another Male Bites the Dust

There just seems to be less and less appreciation for the sacrifices we males make....

My wife left me and I don't understand why?

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup,

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "That's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back....