Sharon Stone thinks Hillary is a Hottie

[Maggie_T]

Well, I've heard everything.


Sharon Stone Thinks Hillary Clinton Is Too Sexy To Be President

Sharon Stone (http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Stone,_Sharon/) wants Hillary Clinton (http://www.starpulse.com/Notables/Clinton,_Hillary/) to wait before bidding to become the first female U.S. president because she's too sexy. The actress insists the 58-year-old New York Senator and former First Lady should take her place in the White House, but only once she has lost some of her sexual power.

Rest of the farce here (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/03/27/sharon_stone_thinks_hillary_clinton_is_t)

Let's see some examples of Hillary's sex appeal.

http://www.dudehisattva.com/hillarysm.jpg

Hmmmm. Full lips?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/c/hillary_vader2.jpg

Fashion victim.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/c/hillary_collage.jpg


Gentelmen, your input? :grin:

[Maggie_T]

For those who do not believe in the power of make-up.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/U/e/makeup-2.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/T/e/makeup-1.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/e/makeup-3.jpg

[Native American]

Man, I don't know about the rest of you, but I get really hot just thinking about Hillary's beautiful cellulite-pockmarked thighs!!!

Golly, is she a roaring Sex Object or what!!! :licky:

[DeclinetoState]

What are you all talking about? Hillary is a damn hot, good-lookin' woman!

(Compared to Helen Thomas, that is.) ;)

[DesertFox]

The power of makeup.

:hahaha:

That's a classic!

[Native American]

What are you all talking about? Hillary is a damn hot, good-lookin' woman!

(Compared to Helen Thomas, that is.) ;)

Hey! There's nothing wrong with Helen Thomas that a nose job, a facelift, a boob job, some liposuction from the waist, buttocks, and hips, 40 years off of her age, 50 pounds off of her frame, and about 10 pounds of makeup wouldn't fix!

(And oh yeah, a brain transplant too)

[2nd_Amendment]

Sharon has an eye appointment just as soon as they can pencil her in...

[Maggie_T]

Here are some of the most famous Babes of the Clinton Era.

http://secretary.state.gov/www/images/sec/albright.gifhttp://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/S/helenthomas_badass.jpg


http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/orangureno.jpg


http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/StreisandB1255028394.jpg



http://www.peoples.ru/family/mistress/lewinsky/lewinsky_1.jpg



Poor Bubba. No wonder he's so screwed up.

[Native American]

Need a Joycelynn Elders pic in there....

Remember her? She's the one who felt our government-run (and taxpayer-funded!) schools should teach our children how to masturbate....and the Democrats generally agreed with her on that one....

[Maggie_T]

Your pleasure, sir. :grin:

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/03/21/PH2006032101592.jpg

[DesertFox]

No babboon jokes now, you buncha racists.

[DoctorDoom]

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Hillugly.jpg" />

[DoctorDoom]

Brainwashing Sharon Stone would involve an enema.

[DoctorDoom]

<center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/QuasiHillary.jpg" />

THE BELLS! THE BELLS!</center>

[Maggie_T]

Brainwashing Sharon Stone would involve an enema.

Sharon is a Clintonphile. The way she drooled over Bubba when he held the WH hostage was mortifying. And now, she panders to Hillary.

Just another brainless Hollywacko.

[Maggie_T]

<CENTER>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/QuasiHillary.jpg

THE BELLS! THE BELLS!</CENTER>

LOL. I understood you immediately, Doc.

I wonder if Sharon will play Esmeralda to Quasihillary.

[Wolfcounsel]

"No babboon jokes now, you buncha racists." --DesertFox

Spoken too late. Joycelyn's picture has been posted already.

[DoctorDoom]

LOL. I understood you immediately, Doc.However, the resemblance was too great to let it pass.

[Maggie_T]

With the difference that Quaismodo was good. Hillary is both ugly and mean as a junk yard dog.

[Jag Wife]

Neither one does the blonde image any good.

Of course, leave it to a lib to use "Hillary Clinton" and "sex" in the same sentence.


BULFFFFFFSFFFFFRRRRRRPPPP!!! (Sound of me barfing on my notebook keypad)

[DesertFox]

...(quickly moves his own keyboard away from the monitor)...

[Jag Wife]

So what's next? Michael Moore thinks Ted Kennedy should resign the senate because he's just too much of a hunk for Washington? :thud: :whistle:

[Wolfcounsel]

"And we trust this man with our country?" --Desmonthes

Here we are talking about some butt-ugly creature being described as sexy by a Hollywood moron, and somebody has to paste some pictures of some hairy liberal, comparing him to President Bush.http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/spank.gif


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[DesertFox]

Bye bye, Desmonthes troll.

[EveningStar]

Bye bye, Demonthes troll.
That was quick! :D

[EveningStar]

Sharon is a Clintonphile.
That makes her a coprophile.

[DesertFox]

I've run out of patience with trolls.

[MSGT]

There has been talk of a hillary movie since 03. They are probaly holding off on production and release so it will help her in 08. Stone has been wanting the role from the begining.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271%7C81788%7C1%7C10,00.html

[MSGT]

<!-- google_ad_section_start --> Coming Soon on Tv: Hillary, Her True Story (starring Sharon Stone?)

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 11:23:12 PM

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/6-6-2003-41369.asp

This explains all the compliments.

[Wolfcounsel]

Sharon would make a good Hillary. They are equally butthole-ugly.

[DeclinetoState]

A movie about Hillary released in '07 or '08 might backfire. Remember how The Right Stuff did little or nothing for John Glenn's '04 presidential bid?

[MSGT]

Actress SHARON STONE (http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index34.htm#) is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex.


http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index34.htm

[DesertFox]

If she's so much for it, Sharon can engage in oral sex with me. It's a sacrifice, but somebody's gotta do it.

[Dowple]

I saw the news clip where Sharon Stone said this. I think I understand. Sharon is starting to look more than a little like a Sea Hag herself. Even with the botox and Hollywood make-up artist, she looked like Leatherface on Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/texaschainsaw/leatherface.jpg

[Wolfcounsel]

That picture is photoshopped! Anybody can tell. Sharon is uglier-looking than that.

[DesertFox]

But you gotta admit, Wolfie, you had to look close to tell.

[Wolfcounsel]

If you resize the picture, you can easily tell where her facelift scars are.

[Wyatt_Junker]

Actress SHARON STONE (http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index34.htm#) is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex.


...like when she hobbed Joe Pesci's nob in Casino.

The flat chested hee whore knows perfectly well how to shop vac the man cheese after practicing on holiday beef logs. She learned it from all those casting calls and got the real tough parts after making Les Moonves' eyes roll up in his head like 3 day retractable blinds.