Bush's new CofS, Josh Bolten, is a Harley man

[DesertFox]

Mark Silva
Chicago Tribune
31 Mar 06


The favorite ride of the president's new chief of staff is a Harley Fat Boy, and to appreciate how much of an insider Joshua Bolten has become in the Bush administration, suffice it to say that Bolten keeps a spare hog at President Bush's Texas ranch.

Yet Bolten also is a Washington-born son of a career CIA man. And despite credentials as a central strategist in Bush's 2000 presidential campaign launched in Austin, Texas, Bolten counts the liberal Democratic Gov. Jon Corzine of New Jersey among his fans. Corzine once competed with Bush in hiring the fast-moving Bolten.

"I've ridden motorcycles for a long time. It's not just a midlife crisis," Bolten told the cable network C-SPAN in an interview last year. "The one that I ride most now, the one that's really close to my heart, is the Harley-Davidson Fat Boy, a 2003 anniversary edition."

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[DesertFox]

Luss beat the libs to this and psychoanalyze John Bolten based on his love of Fat Boys.

First, as we all know by now, a motorcycle is a penis substitute, something for a power-crazed maniac who wants to dominate all his political enemies by getting them down and ramming it home. A Fat Boy represents a wish for a, uh, well, fat pecker, which can only mean Bolten must have one the girth of a No. 2 pencil. Alternatively, Fat Boy represents all the little boys ... but we won't go there. And since Harley is a famous, rich name, we can conclude that Bolten only likes RICH fat boys. Dude ain't even an equal-opportunity pervert!

Case closed! Bolten is unfit to be CofS to this president! He's a man out of his time. The time for him to have been CofS was for the president prior to this one.

[Lazarus]

Well I dont know what Bolton's psych issues might be, but the Fat Boy is the one Harley I really really want... 1) Because I AM in a midlife crisis - by that I mean I turned 50 this year, death is leering at me from over the hill and I have a lot on my list I havent done yet, and 2) I want a Fat Boy because, well... I R one... :licky: