Dumb Blonde?? You Decide....

[Timberwolf]

A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.


The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.



The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!
<O:p


The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
<O:p


An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
<O:p


Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
<O:p


The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
<O:p


The blond replies... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" <O:p



Finally, a smart blond joke...

[Pennville_Bill]

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[Teenager]

LOL!! Yay! We blondes finally have a smart one....

[dPrasse]

Great move !!

[ThomasMore]

Here's another one:

A blonde business owner has just finished giving a presentation at an industry convention, and just boarded her flight home. She sits down and closes her eyes to catch a nap. A lawyer sits down next to her. Oblivious of the fact that she looks tired, he tries to strike up a conversation.

He asks her, "would you like to play a fun game? It will help pass the time. I will ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00. We can take turns." She politely declines, and closes her eyes again. The lawyer considers the blonde for a minute, and thinks to himself, "This IS a blonde. The target is too easy."

He tries again, and figures that she can't turn this down. "OK, I'll make it easy for you. If you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00. If I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

The blonde decides that this guy won't quit. So she accepts.

He asks her, "What is the distance between the earth and the moon?" Without a word, she reaches into her purse and hands him $5.00.

Then she asks him, "What goes up a hill on three legs, and comes down on four?" The lawyer is taken aback, and thinks for a few minutes. Realizing that he has no idea, he gets mad. He picks up the air-phone and calls his office. He commands his secretary and his law clerk to get the answer right away. Fifteen minutes later, he is still on the phone, and both his secretary and his law clerk have admitted defeat.

The lawyer hangs up, reaches into his wallet and counts out $500.00. Then he asks the blonde, "Okay, what DOES go up a hill on three legs, and come down on four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands him $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

[Native American]

LOL!!!

[brilliantLiberal]

LOL!! Yay! We blondes finally have a smart one....
Well.... it WAS a JOKE!!

[Timberwolf]

Thomas...I had forgotten about that one....LMBO!!!!