Patriot Heart
04-05-2006, 08:30 AM
Hilary Clinton was traveling by Limo to an event. In order to shorten her trip the driver took some shortcuts thru the country. Upon coming around a blind corner, the driver hit and killed a cow that had wandered onto the road. Hilary said that he needed to go and apolgize to the farmer for killing the cow. The driver left and started walking up to the farmhouse while Hilary worked on her papers. After about an hour the driver returned to the limo looking very tired, happy and a little tipsy. Hilary asked what took so long and why was he looking the way he did. He replied that the farmers wife had given him a golden coin, the farmer had broke out some moonshine and the farmers two twin daughters had made passionate love to him. Hilary asked "Why would they go to such trouble over him, did you tell them of the accident?" He said "Well, first I identified myself as your driver, then I told them that I had just killed the old cow, the rest happened in a blur."