Surely I can't look that old

[Rhino]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well... you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. HMMM...or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang," He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered,"In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

[Native American]

Speaking of ugly, old, and wrinkled.....

[JOEVIKING]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well... you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. HMMM...or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang," He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered,"In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

Rhino - Your profile says you're OLD and Tired LOL

[Rhino]

Ain't that the truth!

Actually, I'm 73 physically (feels like it), 19 mentally (ask my wife) and 47 chronologically.

[Native American]

Mental Disconnect:

Originally Posted by Rhino
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well... you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?


versus:

Originally Posted by Rhino
Actually, I'm 73 physically (feels like it), 19 mentally (ask my wife) and 47 chronologically.
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[Rhino]

Check out "Well... you'll love this one!" I wasn't the original author.

[Rhino]

Maybe I should have edited it to "Check out this ladys story!" I just pasted what I got via e-mail.

[Native American]

(Phew!) That's a bit of a relief to hear, Rhino.

[Rhino]

Don't worry. No sex changes here.

[UnkHiram]

Rhino

Dang, you just ruined my day. Here I been thinking you were one of the "Elder Statesmen" of the site and it turns out you are the same age as me.

[Charity]

Actually, I'm 73 physically (feels like it), 19 mentally (ask my wife) and 47 chronologically

LOL I can soooo relate.

[Teenager]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well... you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. HMMM...or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang," He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered,"In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"


:hahaha:

That's just hilarious!!:grin:

[Rhino]

Rhino

Dang, you just ruined my day. Here I been thinking you were one of the "Elder Statesmen" of the site and it turns out you are the same age as me.Thanks ....... I think.