Director Claims Bush Responsible for Horror Movie Rise

[EveningStar]

Just when you thought Hollywood had reached the limit of things they could blame on President Bush, along comes the director of “Hostel”, Eli Roth. Roth was a guest on Friday’s “Your World with Neil Cavuto”. When asked why horror movies were resurging in such troubling times, Roth pointed directly at the Bush Administration... More... (http://newsbusters.org/node/4927)

[ThomasMore]

"It's all Bush's Fault", Vol. 4,132.

[Kathy29]

Sean Penn can't quit smoking because it's Bush's fault.

[The_Sonarman]

The increase in horror movies is due to Hollywood directors, financers, producers, actors making money making horror movies. Hollyweird makes movies in chase of the dollar, very similar to other industries. It's just that most involved parties in Hollywood are completely dishonest about it.

[Maggie_T]

Eli Roth and his ilk need to take a deep breath ... and hold it indefinitely.

[Telit laikitiz]

Whatever it is, if it is negative, it is always considered Bush's fault. But I say it is Bush's fault that Iraq and Afghanistan are democratic countries, that Bin Laden is on the run, that Sadaam is on trial, that we are winning the war on terrorism, that our economy is on the rise and many more positive things.

[DoctorDoom]

Breaking news: scientists have discovered that Bush is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. Film at 11.

[Maggie_T]

Breaking news: sismographic studies prove that Bush was responsible for the 1906 earthquake in San Francisco.

Stay tuned.

[DoctorDoom]

This just in: Bush pulled the tail of Mrs. O'Leary's cow, causing it to kick over the lantern and start the Chicago Fire.

And across the ocean, in 1347 Bush released the Yersinia pestis bacteria that caused the Black Death.

[Maggie_T]

We stop our usual program to announce that Historians have found out that Bush pulled the trigger on the Archduke Ferdinand and his wife in Sarajevo, thus causing World War I.

Developing ...

[bannerman]

We stop our usual program to announce that Historians have found out that Bush pulled the trigger on the Archduke Ferdinand and his wife in Sarajevo, thus causing World War I.

Developing ...


BUSH has used the HAL-E-BURTON 2001 super computer belonging to his old time pal and co conspirator Dick Cheney to reach back into history to create havoc everywhere his time travels have taken him.

i read it at D.U

[Maggie_T]

Then it must be true. ;)

[DoctorDoom]

In fact, George Walker Bush is actually a Time Lord.

[ThomasMore]

In fact, George Walker Bush is actually a Time Lord.
And he has used this to great evil: He personally went back, traveled to India and loaded plague rats on ships bound for Europe, causing the Black Death.

He infected Carib indian girls with with syphilis, who passed it on to Columbus's crew, who in turn returned it to Europe. To even things up, he spread smallpox among African slaves coming to North America, assuring that it would wipe out native American populations.

He bred locusts in ancient Egypt.

His snow-making machine worked to great effect along the Humboldt River. The Donner Party (http://www.utahcrossroads.org/DonnerParty/Chronology.htm) especially appreciated his fine work.

His weather-making machine produced spectacular results in 1925, including the famous Tri-State Tornado (http://www.tornadoproject.com/toptens/1.htm).

He was having coffee with the captain on the Titanic when it hit an iceberg. He told the captain that there was nothing to worry about.

He had planned to join Ernest Shacketon's "Endurance" (http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/shackleton/) expedition to Antarctica. Shacketon waited for GWB, delaying his departure, but Shackleton gave up and left without Bush. Due to the late departure, Shackleton's ship became icebound and was crushed within sight of the Antarctic coast. Bush not being there, Shackleton miraculously got everyone back over a year and a half later.

He personally counseled Baron Victor von Frankenstein (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743487583/sr=8-1/qid=1145231235/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7027900-1819164?%5Fencoding=UTF8) on how to create his monster. He also taught Vlad Tepes, Dracula (http://www.donlinke.com/drakula/vlad.htm) how to deal with Turks and other enemies. Under the alias of Grima Wormtongue (http://www.tuckborough.net/grima.html), he twisted the mind of King Theoden, nearly causing the loss of Rohan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_The_Rings). He taught the White Witch how to enslave Narnia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicles_of_Narnia).

Moving forward to the twentieth Century, he took on the name Vidkun Quisling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling), and tried to cause a coup d'etat in Norway when Hitler invaded.

Then he went back to London to cut open prostitutes. Although he has never been publicly linked to the murders, the truth is that George Bush is Jack the Ripper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Ripper).

Of course, there's more, but that is enough to give you an idea of the character of George W. Bush.

[Maggie_T]

Dang, he sounds like a scary guy.

Well, there must be a reson why liberals soil their underwear when they hear the name Bush.

[DoctorDoom]

IMO, if he really has the power that the libidiots ascribe to him, they ought to be quivering enough to cause a Richter 10 quake just thinking about what he could do to them.

[Trevelyan]

As for Hostel, it was a decent lower-budget sadism movie and well done. It made a lot of profit. If it latched onto any current events it certainly wasn't Bush, but rather the (accurate) feeling many American's have that the world is not a safe place and you never know what might happen to you out there.

"Hostel" sucked hardcore. Easily the worst movie I have seen so far this year. It was such a shame too, because I thought "Cabin Fever" was brilliant.

[Charity]

There is no limitation to the stupidity of a liberal.

[Rhino]

This just in: Bush pulled the tail of Mrs. O'Leary's cow, causing it to kick over the lantern and start the Chicago Fire.Then he made it jump over the moon.

[Lazarus]

:hahaha: Yall hush!!! Im making a scene here in the office...:grin:

[Rhino]

Wait til we get to why the chicken crossed the road!

[Maggie_T]

Bush made it do it. :grin:

[DoctorDoom]

Bush made it do it.He smacked his lips while showin' it a picher of Colonel Sanders.

[Jester21]

The increase in horror movies is due to Hollywood directors, financers, producers, actors making money making horror movies. Hollyweird makes movies in chase of the dollar, very similar to other industries.
Well put. I'm not a huge fan of Bush, but to blame horror movies on him is ****ing stupid.

[PaulRevere]

The increase in horror movies is due to Hollywood directors, financers, producers, actors making money making horror movies. Hollyweird makes movies in chase of the dollar, very similar to other industries. It's just that most involved parties in Hollywood are completely dishonest about it.
If Hollywood really was in it for the money, they'd make movies about US soldiers and other government agency patriots blowing the crap out of terrorists instead of propaganda pieces like Syriana, Good Night and Good Luck, Transamerica, Brokebutt Mountain, ...

[Timberwolf]

Well, there must be a reson why liberals soil their underwear when they hear the name Bush.
...and why they get so excited when they hear the word "dick"?

[Timberwolf]

Wait til we get to why the chicken crossed the road!
Not to mention the squirrel (he crossed the road because Bush stapled him to the chicken).

For the record, it was Bush who riled up the Jewish crowd to call for the crucifixion of Christ....

[DeclinetoState]

For the record, it was Bush who riled up the Jewish crowd to call for the crucifixion of Christ....

And when they cut down the tree, it led to a rise in the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere and contributed to global warming or cooling or climate change or lack of climate change or something that Bush is guilty of.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[ConservativeYouthMovement]

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything bad is blame bush.

[DoctorDoom]

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything bad is blame bush.I just had a most distressing thought: the answer is 42, and POTUS 42 was ...... nah, it can't be.

[The_Sonarman]

If Hollywood really was in it for the money, they'd make movies about US soldiers and other government agency patriots blowing the crap out of terrorists instead of propaganda pieces like Syriana, Good Night and Good Luck, Transamerica, Brokebutt Mountain, ...
Hollywood does make such films from time to time (Patriot Games, etc.), and they make a ton of money.

[sunsettommy]

LOL,

So the man so many lefist moonbats deride as being stupid and incompetant is somehow able to make so many people he never met do things against their will.Things they do even if the man is 4,000 miles away!

Such idiocy is indicative of latent jealousy that they have no choice but try and drag him down to their level.A common reaction to a man who is more popular in America than they are.Hence the jealousy.

So much power the Bush family has all because of jealousy of the moonbats who are unable to use their magic in repelling a famous shrub.

Kochia anyone?