Easter Bunny Charged With Battery

[Rhino]

Easter Bunny Charged With Battery for Mall Attack

Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Associated Press

FORT MYERS, Fla. — A man playing the Easter Bunny at a local mall has been accused of removing the head of the costume and hitting a customer, authorities said.

Arthur J. McClure, 22, of Fort Myers, punched Erin Johansson, of Cape Coral, when she got upset that the photo exhibit was closing 10 minutes early Saturday night, police reports said. The incident was witnessed by dozens of people, including 15 children, at Edison Mall.

McClure said he never punched Johansson. He claims he was trying to stop a fight between his wife, exhibit manager Crystal Frechette, and Johansson.

He said he took the bunny's head off because he had been wearing it for nine hours and was hot..........http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,192117,00.html

[Riverboat]

Unleash your inner bunny!

[Charity]

Fluffy Bunny of DOOM LOL.

[DoctorDoom]

The title instantly evoked images ...

http://www.energyquest.ca.gov/story/images/chap05_energizer_bunny.jpg

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies




From Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling
I've Got A Theory - Solo by Anya: Bunnies

I actually have a sound clip of this, but can't figure out how to upload it, :smirky:

[queue]

From Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail (transcript from here (http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/GO/bobcat/holygrail.txt)).[Party clops up to the mouth of the cave, about which are strewn the bones
of many men... The "horses" stop and whinny, getting "spooked"...]

Lancelot: They're nervous, Sire.

Arthur: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. DISMOUNT!

Tim: Behold the Cave of Kyre-banoch!

Arthur: Right. Keep me covered...

Bedevere: What with?

Arthur: Just keep me covered.

Tim: Too late!

Arthur: What?

Tim: There he is...

Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

Arthur: What, behind the rabbit?

Tim: It IS the rabbit!

Arthur: You silly sot!

Tim: What?

Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-
tempered rodent you've ever set eyes on!

Robin: You kitch! I wet my armor, I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He'll do you up a treatment...

Arthur: Oh yeah?

Boris: You manky Scotch git!

Tim: I'm warning you...

Boris: What's he do, nibble your bum?

Tim: He's got huge, sharp... he can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!

Arthur: Go on, Boris, chop his head off.

Boris: Right - silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

[As he approaches the rabbit, it jumps up, lands on his neck, and rips his
throat out. Boris screams in agony and expires a few seconds later.]

Lancelot: Jesus Christ!

Tim: I warned you!

Robin: I've done it again...

Tim: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you?
Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well it's always the
same, I always say... I always tell them but do they listen to me?
No...

[DeclinetoState]

The title instantly evoked images ...

http://www.energyquest.ca.gov/story/images/chap05_energizer_bunny.jpg This is more of what I had in mind.

http://www.gmroper.com/archives/The%20Rabbit.jpg