Placenta Ala Carte for Cruise

[Incident_command]

TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762% 26headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html


You cant pay for this kind of comedy! If true he's as crazy as a sh1thouse rat.

[Wolfcounsel]

Tom Cruise is a cannibal?

[Kathy29]

Something is very wrong with Tom Cruise. His outbursts have been increasingly bizarre. Naturally because he has been so bizarre he's found more outlets for exhibiting his craziness. Just as jumping on the sofa on some late night show out of the blue.

He is always going off on medication for psychiatric problems. I would not be surprised if he has been diagnosed and something prescribed. He's not the first schizoid to reject medication.

[Wolfcounsel]

I think it may have something to do with his operating thetan level of 6 or 7. He probably believes he's actually a several trillion-year-old Helotroban.

[Riverboat]

I was hoping nobody would start a thread about Tom Cruise. I have such a visceral hatred of that smarmy mug and his pretty-boy demeanor and reptilian habits. Eating a placenta? Why, this just fits right in. I wouldn't be surprised if he performed a circumcision on the boy and popped the foreskin in his mouth for a snack.

"He insisted that 27-year old Katie would be allowed to scream," according to the source. She probably will. You'll probably hear her scream,

"GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY BASTARD!!!"

[Charity]

What a lunatic.

[Rink]

The saddest thing is, Untill cruise hurts someone no state agency can MAKE him take any meds.

And even then he can claim an out on religious grounds.

In my opinion this religious cult.... Scientology is dangerous, its a cult pure, plaina nd simple and no self-respecting woman worth her salt would or could stand cruise except some starry-eyed young girl who fell under the control of Cruises' cultic religion, now look, every facet of her life is being controlled by this cult and by him.

I wonder if she's ever gonna wake up, wise up and get OUT before its too late? (or is it too late?)

Cruise is nuts, and its sad to see him this way, I for one wont go near any of cruise's movies anymore, I refuse to buy em or rent them or view them.

Dat boy has a problem thats gonna ruin his life and the lives around him here soon.

[Incident_command]

I was hoping nobody would start a thread about Tom Cruise. I have such a visceral hatred of that smarmy mug and his pretty-boy demeanor and reptilian habits.


You have my apology. I just couldn't resist making fun of the little sissy boy. Could you imagine him in a Mission Imposible movie where his character eats a placenta. Could they write that into a movie?
Damn could South Park have fun with this.

[Riverboat]

Damn could South Park have fun with this.I'd watch it, too.

[ldb83]

Disturbing. Sounds like a Hannibal Lecter movie.

Damn could South Park have fun with this.

South Park is good at exaggerating people's weirdness. How could one exaggerate the weirdness of stuff like this?

[EveningStar]

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/placenta_helper.jpg

[Charity]

LOLOLOLOL

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/placenta_helper.jpg

[Trevelyan]

I know Cruise is crazy and all, but I think he may have been sarcastic in saying this. He made similar statements in an interview with Diane Sawyer I watched the other night, and it seemed as if he was just kidding.

Anyway, there are cultures that actually do consume the placenta.

[EveningStar]

You like that, huh? :)

LOLOLOLOL

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/placenta_helper.jpg

[Riverboat]

You like that, huh? :)I certainly do. Did you make it up? It's killer-diller!

[Charity]

That Placenta Helper is a hoot ;-)

Have ya'll seen this site
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Tom Cruise has been on a long trip down a short pier for some time now. I have no desire to see the new MI:3, as his acting seems to be going the same direction (imho -- evidence, War of the Worlds). I pray for the child (born today, apparently ... a little girl they named Suri) that by some miracle of God's Grace she ends up normal, in an abnormal situation.

[routerider]

Well Cruise and Katie had their baby...Suri. Please God, can we now go on with life? Can the media please give us mercy and shut up about this lunatic and his unfortunate bride?

[Riverboat]

Please God, can we now go on with life? Can the media please give us mercy and shut up about this lunatic and his unfortunate bride?You know good and well they won't let us. If he goes through with his promise, it'll lead on Entertainment Tonight with those damned perky hostesses.

This is really a job for Wyatt's lucid commentary.

[dPrasse]

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/placenta_helper.jpg
Maybe he'll choke on it ?

[Riverboat]

Maybe he'll choke on it ?There's always hope.

[S-T]

Can someone please change the title of this thread? The thought of it literally nauseates me. Something like "Cruise is a depraved pervert" or along those lines.

I'm serious. I feel like I am going to throw up.

Thanks.

[dPrasse]

South Park is good at exaggerating people's weirdness. How could one exaggerate the weirdness of stuff like this?

South Park did make a spoof on his Scientology ...

I found this on a web-site to be extremely hilarious ....

and Cruise reportedly waved the legal big stick at Paramount and threatened to sue if the offending programme was ever shown again.

An insider said: "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny." ®
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/19/south_park_axed/

PROTECT his reputation ??? He should hire someone to tie him to a chair and stuff a LARGE sock in his mouth .... Cruise is delusional if he thinks he has anything close to a credible reputation ..... watta moron !!!

[DoctorDoom]

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/moonbat200.jpg" />

[EveningStar]

I certainly do. Did you make it up? It's killer-diller!
No. I didn't make it. Just found it.

[Riverboat]

Hey, check THIS out!

Oprah, my child, If you don't give in to the dark side, Oprah....
. . . then you... will.... Die!

http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/tomkilloprah.gif